scraper towel

Combination of "paper towel" and "scrape," describing the act of using a paper towel to blow your nose. The paper towel is so rough that feels like you are "scraping" your nose. This emergency measure should only be enacted when you do not have access to a tissue or toilet paper. It often helps to wet the paper towel first in order to soften the sharp edges. All in all, it is generally thought better to sacrifice a few nose hairs in order to take care of whatever business you have going on up in your nose.

Why is your nose bleeding?

I had to use a scraper towel in the mens room.

by Ae5Ea8 March 14, 2015

senior soup

the human soup that is the water in the hot tub of an assisted living facility

what's for dinner, honey?
Senior soup.
Do we have any Tabasco sauce? Last time it was kind of bland.

by Ae5Ea8 September 17, 2016

The BarCode Triangle

The temporary disappearance of the barcode when you're at the self-checkout station in the supermarket. Despite your attempts to rotate the product around and around and upside down, you can't seem to find the barcode.

The BarCode Triangle exists for a short period of time.

by Ae5Ea8 April 13, 2015

freeding station

A combination of "feeding station" and "free," describing the log jam of people surrounding the free food sample stations at Costco.

Well, Bill, from up here in the chopper it looks like there's some traffic along the meat section and heading into the frozen food aisles there's what appears to be a pile up at the freeding station.

by Ae5Ea8 February 19, 2015

shocking cart

a shopping cart that shocks you on your hands due to the build of static electricity

Electro shocking cart therapy is not covered by your health plan, but it is available for free at Costco.

by Ae5Ea8 October 03, 2016

misunderSTUD

When you ask a dumb question in class but the teacher misunderstands you to be asking something a lot more intelligent than what you were really asking. You were actually asking something that betrayed your ignorance of the subject matter, but the teacher reads into your question a nuanced understanding that you simply did not have.

You were misunderstood, but you're a misunderSTUD, because the teacher thinks you're so smart.

Teacher: What is the meaning of life?

Student: Molecules?

Teacher: That's an amazing answer. It brings out the paradox that the material and the immaterial coexist simultaneously in our universe.

Student: Thinking...OAwWWWHH YEAAAAAHH...I'm a misunderSTUD

by Ae5Ea8 April 09, 2015

printer ghost

what's responsible for sudden printer noises out of nowhere

things I don't like at the foot of my bed:

clowns and the printer ghost

by Ae5Ea8 September 06, 2016