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thith

A hair that get's caught in your mouth. The word derives from the the facial expression one makes while saying the word, which mimics the facial express one makes while feeling around with your tongue to locate and prepare the hair to be pulled out by one's fingers.
Pardon me....there's a thith going on....ahh...got it.
by Ae5Ea8 March 9, 2015
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senior soup

the human soup that is the water in the hot tub of an assisted living facility
what's for dinner, honey?
Senior soup.
Do we have any Tabasco sauce? Last time it was kind of bland.
by Ae5Ea8 September 17, 2016
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freeding station

A combination of "feeding station" and "free," describing the log jam of people surrounding the free food sample stations at Costco.
Well, Bill, from up here in the chopper it looks like there's some traffic along the meat section and heading into the frozen food aisles there's what appears to be a pile up at the freeding station.
by Ae5Ea8 February 19, 2015
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The BarCode Triangle

The temporary disappearance of the barcode when you're at the self-checkout station in the supermarket. Despite your attempts to rotate the product around and around and upside down, you can't seem to find the barcode.
by Ae5Ea8 April 13, 2015
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shocking cart

a shopping cart that shocks you on your hands due to the build of static electricity
Electro shocking cart therapy is not covered by your health plan, but it is available for free at Costco.
by Ae5Ea8 October 3, 2016
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Eskibowl brother

A revolting experience described as follows.

A male goes into a public bathroom to drop a deuce. Unknowingly, the bowl is filled to the brim with a prior dude's diluted s&*t plus bowl water. The bowl is clogged, but since no water has spilled out onto the floor, the male is unaware of any problem.

So, said male unbuckles his pants, turns around, and -- with blessed innocence -- sits his ass down on the toilet seat, and in doing so, dunks his unsuspecting balls into the slightly chilly tea of diluted fecal matter.

You've become a kind of an eskimo brother with another brother.

There is no female equivalent.
Eskibowl...Eskibowl brother...
by Ae5Ea8 October 22, 2016
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When you and the other person are texting answers or responses to each others' last text, but the conversation makes no sense and is completely out of sync.
Einstein's Theory of Textivity
by Ae5Ea8 November 2, 2016
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