hygimnastics

Combination of "hygiene" and "gymnastics" describing the simultaneous use of feet, hands and elbows -- usually with a paper towel that you've used to dry off your hands -- to avoid touching any surface of a nasty public bathroom. One performs these feats of dexterity, for example, when trying to leave a gas station bathroom without touching any part of your skin to any surface.

Which nation will take gold in Hygimnastics in Tokyo in 2020?

by Ae5Ea8 November 14, 2016

hymnastics

Choir practice. Any type of singing exercise for a Christian church.

I'd sing for you right now but my throat hurts from all the vocal hymnastics.

by coffeebot February 22, 2008