dobro

1. a bro with dough (money)
2. a wood-bodied, single cone resonator guitar (this is a real thing)

A dobro will open a tab for his bro's while he performs on stage with his dobro.

by Ae5Ea8 September 10, 2016

The BarCode Triangle

The temporary disappearance of the barcode when you're at the self-checkout station in the supermarket. Despite your attempts to rotate the product around and around and upside down, you can't seem to find the barcode.

The BarCode Triangle exists for a short period of time.

by Ae5Ea8 April 14, 2015

fingature

Writing your signature on a trackpad with your finger.

My fingature looks nothing like my real signature.

by Ae5Ea8 April 28, 2015

cartesy

Combination of "courtesy" and "cart," describing the act of letting someone check out in front of you because they only have a few things in their shopping cart.

It is good to practice random acts of cartesy.

by Ae5Ea8 February 21, 2015

squiglature

Combo of "signature" and "squiggle," describing the awkward signature one makes on an electronic signature pad at the checkout. A squiglature looks nothing like your real signature.

Your squiglature here, please, sir.

by Ae5Ea8 February 21, 2015

refaptory period

Combination of "fapping" and "refractory period." The refractory period is the recovery time during which it is physiologically impossible for a man to have another orgasm. The refaptory period, therefore, is the recovery time during which it is physiologically impossible for a man to have another orgasm by fapping.

Lowering one's refaptory period can be a good hobby.

by Ae5Ea8 March 29, 2015

acqueuescence

Combination of "acquiescence" and "queue," describing the act of letting someone cut in front you in line (the "queue").

Sharpen your elbows: There ain't no acqueuescence at Disney Land.

by Ae5Ea8 February 21, 2015