chihuaHonda

a Honda that thinks it's a Porsche
a car that suffers from the Chihauhua Complex (also known as the "small dog complex")

it's a souped up lowrider Honda with a bark bigger than it's bite

characteristics include a loud and absurd-sounding exhaust, tinted windows, and some flashy trim
was that a kazoo driving by?

no, it's just a chihuaHonda
by Ae5Ea8 May 25, 2017
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seagall

Combines "seagull" and "gall." Being vexed or irritated upon being shat upon by a seagull (or any bird).
The insolence of the that seagull really chaps my ass. I don't know what to do with the seagall that I'm feeling.
by Ae5Ea8 February 18, 2015
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shocking cart

a shopping cart that shocks you on your hands due to the build of static electricity
Electro shocking cart therapy is not covered by your health plan, but it is available for free at Costco.
by Ae5Ea8 October 03, 2016
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ice fishing

A revolting experience described as follows.

A male goes into a public bathroom to drop a deuce. Unknowingly, the bowl is filled to the brim with a prior dude's diluted s&*t plus bowl water. The bowl is clogged, but since no water has spilled out onto the floor, the male is unaware of any problem.

So, said male unbuckles his pants, turns around, and -- with blessed innocence -- sits his ass down on the toilet seat, and in doing so, dunks his unsuspecting balls into the slightly chilly tea of diluted fecal matter.
by Ae5Ea8 October 22, 2016
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#othersie

A picture of other people (besides yourself) that is posted to social media. It's similar to a selfie, but you are not in the picture.
Wait, let me take an #OTHERSIE.
by Ae5Ea8 April 07, 2015
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croc bloc

when your attempt to get a date with a woman fails because you're wearing Crocs.
I Croc blocked myself. Dang!
by Ae5Ea8 February 01, 2015
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Bampers

Combination of "business" and "Pampers," describing diapers for business people — used when time is money and even a trip to the bathroom will slow you down.
Burning the midnight oil again, Steve?

Yeah, good thing I've got my Bampers on. I'm so much more efficient.
by Ae5Ea8 March 31, 2015
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