Definitions by Ae5Ea8

Clausemopolitan 

Favorite cocktail of the Founding Fathers as they drafted the various clauses of the United States Constitution. Made with crushed elderberry and vodka. See also: The Washingtini."I'll drink to the new republic," said Benjamin Franklin as he slaked his thirst with a Clausemopolitan.

"I'll drink to that," said John Hancock as he knocked back a Clausemopolitan.

Clausemopolitan by Ae5Ea8 February 2, 2015

Firsty the Snowman 

The first snowman of the season.

Firsty the Snowman is especially happy and jolly because he's going to be around for the whole winter.

Firsty the Snowman by Ae5Ea8 February 2, 2015

croc bloc 

when your attempt to get a date with a woman fails because you're wearing Crocs.

I Croc blocked myself. Dang!

croc bloc by Ae5Ea8 February 1, 2015

restau-rant 

A really bad restaurant review.

Are you finished with your restau-rant? I get it, we're outta here. Let's pay the check and leave.

restau-rant by Ae5Ea8 February 1, 2015

casebook stalking 

Like Facebook stalking, but it's when a law professor calls up parties to a law suit years after the fact to find out more about the circumstances of a case.

Did you catch how our professor was totally casebook stalking the plaintiff? The case was over like 30 years ago. I'm amazed that she managed to actually find his contact info.

casebook stalking by Ae5Ea8 January 26, 2015

blahzzard 

A snowfall that everyone thinks is going to be a full-on blizzard but ends up producing a pretty minimal amount of snow.

Yo, do you remember the nasty Blizzard of '79?
Broseph, I think you're talking about the Blahzzard of '79. It was in '78 when we had the real blizzard.

blahzzard by Ae5Ea8 January 26, 2015

braux pas 

The rare awkward moment between two male acquaintances or friends when the parting gesture (handshake, fist bump, or bro hug) gets fumbled. This occurs most often either when one goes in for a bro hug and the other wants to shake hands, or when one goes for the traditional handshake and the other goes for some version of the urban handshake. The awkwardness usually lingers until your next parting, at which time you both slightly overcompensate for the previous confusion by first, deciding what form your parting will take, and second, executing it with decidedly more gusto than usual.

We totally botched our handshake last time.
Tots, brah, that was as ugly a braux pas as you're gonna see.

This time, it's a handshake, OK?
Sounds good. I was feeling a little weird about it, too.

braux pas by Ae5Ea8 January 15, 2015