When you get cropdusted by your dog. This is when a dog farts and walks by your face. Done by a human, it is called cropdusting. Done by a dog, well, you've been dogdusted, dear fellow, by humankinds's best friend.
When I was five years old, I was dogdusted by my dog, Rufus, as I was taking a bite of beef stroganoff at the kitchen table.
Needless to say, I developed a distaste for beef stroganoff.
Needless to say, I developed a distaste for beef stroganoff.
by Ae5Ea8 May 22, 2016
I Croc blocked myself. Dang!
by Ae5Ea8 February 02, 2015
A picture of other people (besides yourself) that is posted to social media. It's similar to a selfie, but you are not in the picture.
by Ae5Ea8 April 07, 2015
Saying or writing something marginally funny, but then making it just plain old douchey by prefacing it with a hashtag.
#realmenuseemoticons is a douchetag
by Ae5Ea8 October 03, 2015
1. A fake bromance on a reality show just to gain the confidence of the other person.
2. A bromance that turns out badly...where two guys start off liking each as bros, but end up thinking that the other is a jerk.
2. A bromance that turns out badly...where two guys start off liking each as bros, but end up thinking that the other is a jerk.
by Ae5Ea8 March 31, 2015
Website ads featuring nasty skin conditions. The ads are usually — but not always — on medical information sites like WebMD. This is not in any way to cast in a bad light the people who have the conditions, because anyone is susceptible to viral, fungal, and bacterial infections, as well as cancer. But most people, including those with the condition, would agree that it's kind of hard to look at.
by Ae5Ea8 May 13, 2015
Feeling lost in Costco or another big box store when you can't find what you're looking for because they've changed up the location of the products on the shelves.
There is currently no FDA-approved drug to treat mayonnaisia, but intravenous Cheez Whiz is currently in clinical trials.
There is currently no FDA-approved drug to treat mayonnaisia, but intravenous Cheez Whiz is currently in clinical trials.
by Ae5Ea8 March 10, 2017