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alphanumeria

the feeling of confusion, panic and brain fog that sets in when trying to convert letters to numbers on a phone
trying to dial 1-800-SIR-MIX-A-LOT has given me a bad case of alphanumeria
by Ae5Ea8 May 24, 2017
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talking like a tool

Raising your voice in annoyance while over-enunciating words, in order to be understood by the voice recognition program. This occurs most often while talking to Siri on the iPhone, or while trying to get past the automated customer service prompts when you call Comcast, AT&T, Verizon, the gas company, and the like.
Someone should Songify themselves talking like a tool.
by Ae5Ea8 May 7, 2015
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Russell Sprouts

Combination of "Brussel Sprouts" and "Russell." An affectionate term for the children of anybody with the first or last name of Russell.
How are the Russell Sprouts doing?

Great, Johnny is 5, and Suzy is 7 now.
by Ae5Ea8 March 18, 2015
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Lentil Soup for the Soul

NY Times Bestseller: Lentil Soup for the Soul
by Ae5Ea8 May 25, 2017
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breathie

Combination of "selfie" and "breath," describing the act of smelling your own breath by cupping your hand in front of your mouth while simultaneously exhaling and inhaling slowly. It is similar to a "selfie" because you are taking a snapshot of your self; in this case, your breath.
I woke up and took a breathie of my morning breath. Result? Disgusting: generally rude, with notes of horse manure.
by Ae5Ea8 April 4, 2015
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senior stew

this is "senior soup" (the human soup that is the water in the hot tub of an assisted living facility) but with the addition of chunks

the chunks make it stew, as opposed to soup

the chunks can be various paper products, sutures, pieces of dead skin or nails, hairs, dingleberries, mingleberries
senior stew: now with chunks!
by Ae5Ea8 September 17, 2016
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brovfefe

stop trying to make brovfefe happen, it's not gonna happen
by Ae5Ea8 June 6, 2017
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