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chihuaHonda

a Honda that thinks it's a Porsche
a car that suffers from the Chihauhua Complex (also known as the "small dog complex")

it's a souped up lowrider Honda with a bark bigger than it's bite

characteristics include a loud and absurd-sounding exhaust, tinted windows, and some flashy trim
was that a kazoo driving by?

no, it's just a chihuaHonda
chihuaHonda by Ae5Ea8 May 25, 2017

Lentil Soup for the Soul 

Chicken Soup for the Soul, for vegetarians
NY Times Bestseller: Lentil Soup for the Soul

alphanumeria 

the feeling of confusion, panic and brain fog that sets in when trying to convert letters to numbers on a phone
trying to dial 1-800-SIR-MIX-A-LOT has given me a bad case of alphanumeria
alphanumeria by Ae5Ea8 May 24, 2017

Trumple butter 

the psychic residue from watching or reading the news

the dirty feeling one gets from from placing one's attention on politics

the tangy and fetid mixture of demagoguery and American politics
Trumple butter - smooth or chunky, it's no bueno
Trumple butter by Ae5Ea8 May 22, 2017

incrapacity

elder abuse often involves undue influence and incrapacity
incrapacity by Ae5Ea8 May 3, 2017

Porta-Pottyama

trying to hold your breath for the duration of your use of the Porta-Potty due to the smell

Pranayama is breath control
The Stench of the Porta-Potty was vile: I could either become one with the Stench, as Yoda had taught me, or hold my breath. I chose the latter.

My Porta-Pottyama failed me, though, as I finally had to suck in a huge breath -- my sensory sensations then feasted on the filth of fermenting human waste.
Porta-Pottyama by Ae5Ea8 April 3, 2017

senior soup 

the cloudy pool water after a geriatric aqua aerobics class consisting of various paper products, human liquids and solids, and various other sundries and whatnots
senior soup for the soul -- it's good for you!
senior soup by Ae5Ea8 March 31, 2017