When Costco randomly and sporadically changes the location of items
You get disoriented like Alice in Wonderland.
Kirkland is the Costco brand.
You get disoriented like Alice in Wonderland.
Kirkland is the Costco brand.
Marge, where's the 80 gallon drum of mayonnaise we need for the tailgate this weekend?
I must be suffering from Alice in Kirkland
I must be suffering from Alice in Kirkland
by Ae5Ea8 September 11, 2016
Being disoriented in Costco because they've changed the location of items you were used to finding in a certain place
by Ae5Ea8 February 20, 2016
by Ae5Ea8 June 06, 2017
When two heterosexual male friends are treated as if they are a couple out on a date. This usually occurs when the friends go out to dinner. Much to their chagrin, the two guys get seated off in a cozy corner and the waitress is extra nice and supportive all of a sudden. When the waitress eventually figures out that the guys are checking her out, she will stop being nice. She will then treat them as just two regular a*�!3s.
Wife: How was your dinner with Bob?
Husband: Cool, but the waitress thought we were a couple having a bromantic evening.
Husband: Cool, but the waitress thought we were a couple having a bromantic evening.
by Ae5Ea8 April 06, 2015
Combination of "ascetic" and "etiquette," describing the act of denying yourself the pleasure of eating your meal at it's peak hotness until everyone at the restaurant table gets served their meal.
by Ae5Ea8 April 03, 2016
Combination of "ascetic" and "etiquette," describing the act of denying yourself the pleasure of eating your meal at it's peak hotness until everyone at the restaurant table gets served their meal.
by Ae5Ea8 August 12, 2016
Thinking about a huge waterfall when you're at the urinal. You know you have to pee, but you have shy bladder syndrome. You've got to go to that special place.
by Ae5Ea8 March 18, 2015