incrapacity

constipation
the inability to drop a deuce

elder abuse often involves undue influence and incrapacity

by Ae5Ea8 May 03, 2017

demoticon

A combination of "emoticon" and "demoted." A feeling of being demoted by an important person in your life who suddenly responds to a text or email only with an emoticon — not any words. But a demoticon probably means that the person feels so connected with you that no words are needed. So this is actually a good thing: See promoticon.

I got demoticon'd. Dang! Another smiley face.

by Ae5Ea8 February 18, 2015

Alice in Kirkland

When Costco randomly and sporadically changes the location of items
You get disoriented like Alice in Wonderland.

Kirkland is the Costco brand.

Marge, where's the 80 gallon drum of mayonnaise we need for the tailgate this weekend?
I must be suffering from Alice in Kirkland

by Ae5Ea8 September 10, 2016

it's just gums flapping

someone saying something that doesn't mean anything in the real world

Despite what the customer service rep tells you, it's just gums flapping. You gotta get something in writing.

by Ae5Ea8 February 28, 2015

blotto correct

Combination of "blotto" and "auto correct," describing the inaccuracies you make while explaining something to someone when you are totally wasted. This is like the mistakes that a smartphone makes when it auto corrects what you want to say with something totally weird, but you don't realize what you actually said until you see the text or email sometime later.

I wish I had an app for blotto correct. Last night I said some things I shouldn't have.

by Ae5Ea8 February 21, 2015

flytulence

Combination of "flatulence" and "fly," describing the act of enthusiastic wind-breaking while either (1) walking along a busy airport concourse, or (2) sitting on an air plane at altitude. Due to the extremely high level of ambient noise in both situations, you feel confident that your contribution will go unnoticed. The joy of such a taboo release in a public place may induce a slight elation.

Hopefully not, but flytulence may eventually lead to you to floating in the middle of an ocean, holding onto a seat cushion full of beer farts. (hat tip to George Carlin)

by Ae5Ea8 April 10, 2015

acqueuescence

Combination of "acquiescence" and "queue," describing the act of letting someone cut in front you in line (the "queue").

Sharpen your elbows: There ain't no acqueuescence at Disney Land.

by Ae5Ea8 February 21, 2015