el douche bag

Italian "douche bag". Derived from "El Duce", the nickname of Mussolini.

"I can't believe Dante would leave her at the altar. He's such an el douche bag!"

by AbnormalBoy April 16, 2004

knuckle sandwich

What the very elderly threaten to give to their great-grandchildren as an alternative to unappetizing food.

Great Grandfather: You don’t like lima beans, huh? Well, perhaps you’d rather have a knuckle sandwich.

*SMACK!*

Toddler: Wwwwwaaaaaaahhhhhh!

by AbnormalBoy May 12, 2004

cream of Sum Yung Gai

Semen from a young Asian (especially Chinese) man. Flavor somewhat enhanced by MSG.

Made popular by its use in the movie "Wayne's World" (or was it the sequel?).

Chang at a bar: Hey babe, do you like Chinese food? Yes? Well how would you like cream of Sum Yung Gai?

by AbnormalBoy April 16, 2004

'brid

Hybrid vehicle. 'Brids will become more attractive after gas prices reach $4.00 per gallon.

"You got a 'brid? Dude, that's very cool and environmentally responsible."

by AbnormalBoy January 01, 2005

wild thing

Sexy and rambunctious individual.

"Wild thing, you move me!"

by AbnormalBoy May 25, 2004

mathturbation

What pseudoscientists, cranks and charlatans use to "prove" their self-indulgent theories.

The nutjob used mathturbation to show that the Bible contains an encrypted message warning of the September 11th attacks.

by AbnormalBoy December 03, 2004

Oral Office

What Bill Clinton turned the Oval Office into.

Bill: Hillary, I'm heading back to the Oral Office...DOH!!! I mean OVAL office.

by AbnormalBoy April 19, 2004