AbnormalBoy's definitions

c#

Programming language developed by Microsoft whose syntax is very similar to C++, is completely object-oriented and allows fast development.

Contrary to what many believe, C# is NOT proprietary...Java is actually proprietary. However, because Microsoft still dominates its direction, it may be considered to be "semi-de facto" proprietary at this stage.

C# traded off some runtime speed for safety and quick development. More optimized compilers in the near future may reduce this speed disadvantage while retaining the advantages.

Holistically, C# is perhaps the best programming language in existence.

Our group is now using C# in our projects. We can now get things done in half the time.

by AbnormalBoy July 20, 2005

404

Nothingness in place of desired information.

Antonym: 411

Father: Son, where are you going?

Son: I'm just going to hang out with my friends.

Father: Aw come on man! Don't give me the 404. Where are you going?

Son: YOU ARE SUCH A DORK!

(door slams)

by AbnormalBoy May 30, 2005

pocha

Americanized Mexican girl who does not speak Spanish.

When I visited my cousins in Monterrey, my dad had to translate for me. They think I'm a spoiled pocha princess.

by AbnormalBoy April 20, 2005

double entendre

A word or phrase with two interpretations, one of which is ribald.

Dr. Evil: By "Caliber", I mean both the size of their gun barrels and the high quality of their character...it's a homonym.

Number Two: No, Dr. Evil. It's called a "double entendre".

Dr. Evil: SILENCE, NUMBER TWO!!

(Number Two falls into a firy pit)

Number Two: AAAHHHHHH!!!

by AbnormalBoy April 20, 2005

pre-madonna

A very young prima donna.

It is a play on words that uses "Madonna", the name of a pop-music star who is a prima donna of the highest order.

Pre-madonnas cannot help they way they are because their parents spoiled them and they are still developing their personalities.

My niece is a pre-Madonna. All she has to do is whine and her parents give her what she wants.

by AbnormalBoy April 20, 2005

dinosaur

Something old and slow to the point of obsolescence.

Don't bother buying that game for my brother. His computer is a dinosaur and cannot run it.

by AbnormalBoy April 16, 2005

Pseudocybersimiansymbiosis

Pseudo: fake, false

Cyber: computers or robotics

Simian: monkeys

Symbiosis: mutual


The illusion of augmented monkeys and humans living together in harmony.

At first, the advent of augmented monkeys seemed beneficial for humanity but a sinister conspiracy on behalf of the "little metallic furry friends" soon became apparent. The realization of the pseudocybersimiansymbiosis was too late.

by AbnormalBoy February 21, 2005