87 definition by AbnormalBoy

Meaning "no one". Perhaps inspired by the word "nobody".

Most commonly used by people who acquired their literary skills in online chat rooms.
NYDude447: Your a dumbass! Noone with a haff a brain culd hate that flick! Their are wurse movies.

DownTownSam: Read a book you semi-literate meathead!
by AbnormalBoy April 02, 2004

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Semen from a young Asian (especially Chinese) man. Flavor somewhat enhanced by MSG.

Made popular by its use in the movie "Wayne's World" (or was it the sequel?).
Chang at a bar: Hey babe, do you like Chinese food? Yes? Well how would you like cream of Sum Yung Gai?
by AbnormalBoy April 15, 2004

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tix
Text messaging word for "tickets".
"Got the tix 4 the game r u rdy?"

"u bet"
by AbnormalBoy May 12, 2004

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Contrail-like cloud left by aircraft believed by "spiritual" people to contain chemicals or crystals. These chemtrails are allegedly part of a secret government program either to save earth from global warming or to kill off half of humanity.
Spiritual guy: Look! That's a chemtrail. I wonder what the government is doing to us.

Normal guy: Uh ... perhaps you should have your medication adjusted.
by AbnormalBoy May 24, 2004

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Person who arrived via time portal from the year 3045 to escape the harsh conditions of that era. A blend of all present-day races and speaks a language that is a mixture of English, Turkish, Chinese etc. Tends to work for extremely low wages, displacing hard-working present day Americans. Time-traveling had left them with goo on their backs. See also wetback.

("wentback" would have made sense without the need for goo.)
"That mother-fucking gooback took my $140K-a-year logistics job for 90 cents an hour!"
by AbnormalBoy May 11, 2004

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What Bill Clinton turned the Oval Office into.
Bill: Hillary, I'm heading back to the Oral Office...DOH!!! I mean OVAL office.
by AbnormalBoy April 19, 2004

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37
#1) Number often used in fiction because it is inconspicuous: A prime number greater than 25 but less than 50.


#2) Number that usually results in cheap magician's trick: Ask someone to pick a number in his/her head between 1 and 50 with both digits odd and the first digit less than the second. Victim usually picks 37 because of #1).


#3) Birthday number most likely to trigger a mid-life crisis.


#4) The number of men a woman must give a blowjobs to in order to become a slut (see the movie "Clerks").
#1)
It was a dark and stormy night. A tall dark man wanted to buy a newspaper but had only 37 cents.


#2)
Valley Girl: Oh my God! You're like physic or something. How'd you know I was thinking "37"?
Amateur Magician: You dumb bitch!


#3)
"Oh my God! I'm turning 37 next week … the late thirties…and I still haven't picked a career!


#4)
Man: How many men have you gone down on?
Woman: Thirty-six.
Man: Oh, I see. Thirty-six including me isn't so bad.
Woman: Including you, thirty-seven.
Man: THIRTY-SEVEN!!!! THIRTY-SEVEN!!!
YOU SLUT!!!!!!!
by AbnormalBoy April 19, 2004

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