AbnormalBoy's definitions

astronomer

Someone who does it all night.

Girl #1: I met this guy Friday night and we went at it until sunrise.

Girl #2: He must have been an astronomer.

by AbnormalBoy September 15, 2004

seven-year bitch

Woman your husband/boyfriend dates after seven years of being together.

See seven year itch.

"I just happened to be downtown for lunch when I saw my husband with that seven-year bitch."

by AbnormalBoy September 15, 2004

wayne gretzky

Man whose supreme knowledge and skill in hockey more than compensated for his lack of physical size and strength.

Owns several NHL records and remains a great ambassador for the game.

Jesus saves ... rebound ... Gretzky scores!

by AbnormalBoy September 16, 2004

527

Also known as a "527 group", a tax-exempt organization that is created to influence elections.

The name comes from a section of the United States tax code.

These organizations are not regulated by the Federal Election Commission. Therefore, people who would normally contribute millions of dollars to a candidate, could legally contribute to one of these groups instead.

Examples of 527s:

"Swift Boat Veterans for Truth"
"MoveOn.org"
"Voices for Working Families"
"Americans for Progress and Opportunity"
"Laborers for Labrador Retreivers"
"Strippers for Subsidized Silicone"

by AbnormalBoy September 17, 2004

repitition

Repitition is the definition of the collision of similar compositions of words and shit. and shit. and shit

DUDE! DUDE! DUDE! DUDE! DUDE!
Repitition Repitition Repitition
Stabby Stabby Stabby Stabby.

by AbnormalBoy September 17, 2004

'brid

Hybrid vehicle. 'Brids will become more attractive after gas prices reach $4.00 per gallon.

"You got a 'brid? Dude, that's very cool and environmentally responsible."

by AbnormalBoy December 31, 2004

cow fight

Fight between two overweight girls. Like a cat fight, but not as sexy.

Somebody stop the cow fight in the parking lot before a car gets dented!

by AbnormalBoy January 23, 2005