rubberneck

To drive slowly by a car accident (or site having emergency vehicles) and turn the head to see anything gory.

This act exacerbates traffic delays.
Crews pulled the wreckage off the highway, but drivers continued to rubberneck and cause delays.
by AbnormalBoy April 16, 2004
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sperm bank quality

Describes man whose intelligence, maturity and appearance make him suitable for sperm donation.
"I'm dating a new guy. He's not sperm bank quality, but he's better than the last one."
by AbnormalBoy May 07, 2004
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book

Object that does not give instant gratification, like a computer, a television or a dildo.
"I really should start reading that book I bought two months ago. Maybe later, for now I'll just masturbate to lesbian porn."
by AbnormalBoy September 02, 2004
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repitition

Repitition is the definition of the collision of similar compositions of words and shit. and shit. and shit
DUDE! DUDE! DUDE! DUDE! DUDE!
Repitition Repitition Repitition
Stabby Stabby Stabby Stabby.
by AbnormalBoy September 17, 2004
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wingdings

A font that has actually stirred some controversy:

* Open a Microsoft Word document.
* Type "NYC" (use capital letters).
* Change the text to 72 point WEBdings.
* Now change the text to wingdings.

There is another "conspiracy".
Supposedly, the serial number (or whatever) of one of the September 11th airplanes was "Q33NY". Try that in 72 point wingdings (be sure to use capital letters).
Oh my God! Wingdings is prophetic!
by AbnormalBoy October 01, 2004
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poindexter

A male who lacks popularity due to his pedantism and quirky fashion sense. Usually impartial to bowties.
"Poindexter, when he said everyone was invited to his party he didn't mean you! Isn't there a book-of-the-month club meeting somewhere?"
by AbnormalBoy April 02, 2004
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indian giver

Someone who gives a gift and asks for it to be returned.

Based on the observation by European colonialists that native Americans would, by tradition, give a gift as a signal for something more significant in return. Interpreted negatively, leading the word "Indian" to mean false (e.g. Indian summer).
Girl in foyer: You gave me the necklace and now you want it back? You Indian giver!

Guy on porch: You know, the origin of the word "Indian giver" comes from ...

*Door slams*
by AbnormalBoy May 24, 2004
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