goathead

The seat behind the driver in a car is known as 'goathead'.

John called shotgun, Josh called roostertail right, so Charles was left with goathead.

by Aaron January 26, 2005

Goon

Alexander Pesci .

Why, look who it is! Douglas Wayne Phillips! What a goon. Oh wait, it's not Wayne, it's his goon protege, Alexander Pesci.

by Aaron April 17, 2005

The Aristocrats

An common joke among comedians involving a travelling family of performers doing bizarre sex acts with each other during an audition in front of a talent scout. When the talent scout asks what they call themselves, the lead proudly announces, "The Aristocrats!"
The point of this joke is not the punchline, "The Aristocrats!", but rather the gratuitous descriptions of the sex acts and bodily fluids. These vary depending on the teller. Below is a short example of the joke.

So, a family goes in to a talent scout asking for an audition, and the talent scout says, OK.
The father proceeds to undress himself and rips the clothes off his family, have all sorts of sex with his entire family, and by the end, the room is covered in urine, semen, feces, blood, sweat, tears, vaginal juices, vomit, hair, spit, earwax, mucus, toenails, fingernails, and little bits of skin.
You can imagine the kind of things that must have gone on...
When asked what they call the act, the father responds,
"The Aristocrats!"

by Aaron June 19, 2006

dilznick

the male cock n' sack.

johnny: "hey bro, totally tubular shades man."

jerry: "get off my dilznick."

by aaron August 18, 2004

Cunt Faced Whore

Someone who slepts around alot ad likes it Everyone gets face full of her cunt.

Damn! Shes a cuntfaced whore.

by Aaron July 12, 2004

touch

To update the timestamp of a file.

Touch /amy/vag so that it's fresh.

by Aaron November 20, 2003

fuckhole

(n) used to describe a person who is not pleasent to be around.
See asshole

I hate you, you're such a FUCKHOLE

by Aaron July 11, 2004