AYB's definitions

guano

Spanish for bird feces.

Those damn pigeons left a spattering of guano on my car.

by AYB March 17, 2003

Beavis and Butthead

This masterpiece by Mike Judge was what made MTV worth watching. Forget TRL. Forger Real World. Forget MTV's Cribs. Beavis and Butthead was the best show on MTV. Featured two idiots and their hilariously moronic adventures, and their "reviews" of old songs.

Butthead: Hey Beavis, (uh huh huh huh) let's go toilet-paper Stewart's house (uh huh huh huh huh).
Beavis: (heh heh heh) Cool! And I wanna break something too! (heh heh heh heh)

by AYB June 11, 2003

trigger happy

An adjective used to describe a person who just can't wait to shoot every motherfucker in the area.

I got the M-16 and I really feel trigger happy today.

by AYB March 13, 2003

god dammit

A.K.A: goddammit

Slang for "God damn it". Used in situations relating to anger, annoyance, or frustration.

Oh God dammit! will you shut the fuck up?

by AYB February 8, 2003

carrot

singular for carrots.

by AYB February 23, 2003

serious emotional trauma

Watching Oprah Winfrey's "Beloved" movie.

I don't care whether Oprah's movie tried to portray slavery, the scenes of Oprah taking a leak, the dog's eyes being popped in, and an old man fucking a baby reincarnated as a teenage girl, are all more than enough to give a normal human being severe emotional trauma.

by AYB June 25, 2003

Ad Council

A group of incompetent, corrupt old crones who still base their anti-drug and sex-ed advertisements on research data from the 1950s. Also relates to the "successful" War on Drugs. So far, none of the advertisements have done anything to lessen the increase in drug use, teenage pregnancies, and murders.

"Marijuanna is an evil, deadly tool of Satan which kills people if they even get close to it".
-Brought to you by the Ad Council.

by AYB October 1, 2003