Definitions by AYB

serious emotional trauma 

Watching Oprah Winfrey's "Beloved" movie.

I don't care whether Oprah's movie tried to portray slavery, the scenes of Oprah taking a leak, the dog's eyes being popped in, and an old man fucking a baby reincarnated as a teenage girl, are all more than enough to give a normal human being severe emotional trauma.

serious emotional trauma by AYB June 25, 2003

Rambo 

The ULTIMATE American soldier. Piss him off, and pray to God that Rambo might kill you in a less painful manner.

Rambo 2 is the best movie of the series.

Rambo by AYB June 24, 2003

mallrat 

A person, typically an adolescent, who spends a good part of the day at the mall, mostly window-shopping or hanging out at the cafeteria.

mallrat by AYB June 24, 2003

rebellion 

Soon-to-be conformity when enough individuals do it.

Teenage rebellion is a fucking joke, because EVERY adolescent is either a Goth, geek, wigger, wanksta, fag, jock, trendie, teenybopper, or mallrat.

rebellion by AYB June 24, 2003

trendie

A zealot who religiously keeps up with the latest fashion styles and buzzwords. Usually the person is a class slacker who is poor from spending so much money on clothes that are only popular for three days.

That wannabe gangsta sported the latest FUBU gear and spoke slang like 50 Cent.

trendie by AYB June 24, 2003

human

The smartest creature in the world that still acts like a dumb animal from time to time.

Apparently, human civilization prefers stupidity for a survival trait, and merely uses the geniuses as instruments for inching along human progress.

human by AYB June 23, 2003

con 

Slang term for a ripoff ot the act of ripping off somebody.

A person who is good at scamming others is called a con artist.

con by AYB June 23, 2003