AYB's definitions

tornado alley

A flat, prairie region of the central United States that is often prone to severe storms and seasonal floods.

You would think that people would be smart enough to listen to that old Indian guy's advice and NOT FUCKING BUILD ANYTHING PERMANENT THERE, but sadly, millions of ignorant folks keep building their mansions, and their towns, and their Double-Wide trailers, just to see them get smashed into matchwood each year by tornadoes and floods.

"My home got flattened six times this decade, but that won't stop me from living in Tornado Alley", said a local resident.

by AYB August 2, 2003

environmentalist

Although their ideals make some sense, these peole just can't accept that extinction, global climate changes, and pollution happen all the time, (even though we are just hurrying that along). They were quite active during the 1990s, when they used the Millenium Doomsday prophecies in a futile attempt to get people to reduce pollution and save the environment (anyone remember Captain Planet?).

All of the environmentalis's efforts to save the seals were to waste when a small earthquake caused a massive landslide off some tiny island, which sent a massive tsunami that wiped out the seal's breeding grounds.

by AYB May 27, 2003

Statue of Liberty

A symbol of American power and freedom. Ironically, the statue was a gift to the Americans by the FRENCH.

Most Americans who diss the French need to start checking their history books and their culture to see if they are being hypocritical.

by AYB May 11, 2003

guilty

What everyone thinks you are until proven innocent.

I can tell that the person is GUILTY of murder just by looking at him.

by AYB March 13, 2003

webster's

A dictionary that is typically used by college students. It does claim to be the most descriptive dictionary in the world, but it not only misses several non-slang words currently used, it even erases old definitions of words which are still being used today, in addition to avoiding technical definitions.

What the fuck? $25.00 for a Webster's dictionary and I STILL don't have any definition for or relating to misandry

by AYB October 22, 2003

think

The last thing most people do before acting.
An activity that's frowned upon and made taboo by every society, culture, religion, government, cult, fad, or any other large group of people.

Boss: We don't pay you to think, now GET BACK TO WORK!

by AYB May 27, 2003

Roadkill

A cruel example of Darwinism in action. The animals that are either slow to move, or weak, or previously injured, or otherwise stupid enough to just stand there are weeded out by speeding motorists, and those who survive crossing the roads live to breed offspring that are more likely to get out of the way when an SUV driver on a cellphone hits the gas pedal.

Roadkill is comprised mostly of rodents, turtles, deer. The rest is composed of domestic animals bred for aesthetics.

by AYB April 10, 2003