what the ladies want

Everything and nothing. Just take a few minutes to think about that and you'll get the point.
It is impossible to know what the ladies want because they can't even make up their own fucking minds for a change.
by AYB October 09, 2003
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cloak

Quit being such a cloak!
by ayb April 19, 2005
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floppy disk

Still a popular (yet obsolete) storage medium, despite the predictions that people would stop using them by 1999.
The geeks and corporate fatasses who predict the floppy disk's demise fail to take into account that not many people have the cash to shell out for a USB drive or Zip drive or a CD-rewritable drive just yet.
by AYB July 30, 2003
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insomniac

One who suffers from sleep deprivation. Can also be related to stress and depression.
Ever since his family died, Cletus became an insomniac out of fear of being snuffed in his sleep by the Mafia.
by AYB March 31, 2003
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Wal Mart

The Microsoft of the department store industry. It's THE place to go shopping if you are the type who lives in a trailer or the ghetto.
And the trailer trash and ghetto folks from all over America all lined up in front of Wal Mart, dressed in their best clothes, ready to buy everything that's on sale there.
by AYB February 17, 2003
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boy band

Any group of five homosexual pedophile men who sing manufactured pop songs about love, romance, why women keep dumping them, and other overrated bullshit targeted towards pre-adolescent or teenybopper girls. Normally, these genetic defects should have had careers in flipping McDonalds burgers, since they can't even play a musical instrument or even read a music sheet if their lives depended on it.
How can each boy band be considered unique if they all look the same, act the same, sing in soprano, are all faggots, will never experience a vagina, and have an average shelf-life of only two years?
by AYB May 26, 2003
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Dead or Alive

A 3d fighting game which is yet another ripoff of SEGA's Virtua Fighter, except that Dead or Alive caters to the lowest common denominator by featuring female characters with perfect bouncing breasts and plenty of panty-revealing kicks. Basically, the virtual chicks practically make the game sell itself well since, after all, there are plenty of sexually-repressed teenage/college males out there who will never score with a real girl anyway.
I couldn't stop playing Dead or Alive 3 today because I was drooling when I did a 9-hit tag-team combo with the female characters Kasumi and Helena. ^_^
by AYB February 18, 2003
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