Definitions by AYB

Nickelodeon

Used to be a great kid's channel right up until the mid 1990s. After that, I don't even want to mention it at all because it's chock full of poorly-drawn, vomit-inducing "cartoons" with no plot, a bastardization of Ren and Stimpy, some crappy Disney-like sitcoms, and it's becoming more and more like MTV (since it's owned by the same corporation that owns MTV anyway).

I remember the good old days of watching my favorite morning shows on Nickelodeon.

Nickelodeon by AYB June 20, 2003

RATATA 

The sound of a machine gun being fired.

RATATA by AYB June 20, 2003

carson daly 

A castrated spokesman for MTV shows like Total Request Live which are responsible for the dumbing down of America's youth.

Carson Daly is only popular for as long as he can continue kissing MTV's corporate behind for cash.

carson daly by AYB June 19, 2003

Total Request Live 

It's not even a show. It's just one big advertizement for forgettable and overly cliched pop/rap music.

Total Request Live is the final reason why I stopped watching MTV and turned to the MP3 scene for less biased music requests.

Total Request Live by AYB June 19, 2003

dead 

Being in a state of having no life or ceasing to exist.
A typical pop star's career within four years, doubled if said pop star signs a Faustian deal with MTV or the RIAA.

By 2008, the careers of 50 Cent, Ashanti, Eminem, and Britney Spears will be dead.

dead by AYB June 19, 2003

jumping the shark 

A semi-popular phrase for "selling out" or turning into shit.

The Ren and Stimpy show jumped the shark when Nickolodeon bought all the rights to make the show.

jumping the shark by AYB June 19, 2003

Life 

A huge void between conception and death, where souls exist and compete for as long as possible to remain in that void.

When the philosopher finally discovered the meaning of life, he committed suicide before telling everyone else about it.

Life by AYB June 19, 2003