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N-Gage

what the Hell were the folks at NOKIA smoking when they designed this ghastly device? You actually have to hold the phone with its width next to your ear in order to communicate, and they could have included better launch games which you can only play by first removing the battery and then adding or changing the cartridge. Not to mention the ridiculous price range. Definitely a concept designed for failure.
If NOKIA had designed the cartridge slot on the external part of N-Gage, and designed it more like a pocket calculator like many of NOKIA's cellphone product lines, and cut the price in half, the N-Gage might do a little bit better.
by AYB October 28, 2003
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anime

Animated works of art from Japan. Most often characterized by characters with big eyes, excessive but really cool facial expressions, females with big bouncy breasts(;^D), multi-colored hair, heavy use of ninjas, swords, and robots(mecha), and Japanese culture oozing from every frame of film. Includes basically any category of TV or movie show you can think of. For instance, there are anime kid's shows, anime soap operas, anime movies (which kick Disney's gay ass any day of the week :^), anime sci-fi shows, anime pornography (hentai/pervert), anime music videos, etc., etc., etc......... Sometimes, the definition of anime can also apply to Japanese video games.

Unfortunately, these fine works of art are often mutilated, censored, and mistranslated by American corporate motherfuckers who want every imported film to be as watered down as the diarrhea-shit that Cartoon Network and Disney spew out of their asses. Often, the imported anime is so badly "edited" that it is often unbearable to watch, which means you would have to find a store that carries subtitled versions of the original cartoons, or find a bootleg store which carries the original anime(hope you know Japanese).
Cowboy Bebop, Robotech, Akira, Voltron, Thundercats, Outlaw Star, Gundam, and Iria are excellent examples of anime.

Powerpuff Girls and Samurai Jack are NOT examples of anime because they were MADE IN AMERICA, and anything that's made in America is pure and utter shit.
by AYB January 27, 2003
mugGet the animemug.

global cooling

The last time that occured was in the 1600s.
Today's scientific instruments are simply too primitive to accurately measure global cooling or global warming.
by AYB July 19, 2003
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cuss

To curse, swear, or invoke the name of God in vain.
Don't fucking cuss at me, mothafucka.
by AYB February 17, 2003
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Ad Council

A group of incompetent, corrupt old crones who still base their anti-drug and sex-ed advertisements on research data from the 1950s. Also relates to the "successful" War on Drugs. So far, none of the advertisements have done anything to lessen the increase in drug use, teenage pregnancies, and murders.
"Marijuanna is an evil, deadly tool of Satan which kills people if they even get close to it".
-Brought to you by the Ad Council.
by AYB October 1, 2003
mugGet the Ad Councilmug.

free

A vague word used to describe any sort of liberty.
The dog is free of lice.

I am free to do whatever the Hell I please
by AYB March 8, 2003
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house of the dead

A pretty good videogame shooter series made by SEGA. Could have been better if they had decent voice actors.

A shitty movie that bears the same name but has a boring plot, a VERY low budget, useless actors, tons of cliches, and even worse voice acting. Slightly worse than the Final Fantasy movie, which royally sucked too.
If you want House of the Dead, STAY AWAY FROM THE MOVIE! Just play the videogame series instead. At least that has more interaction since you get to shoot the zombies yourself.
by AYB October 31, 2003
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