AYB's definitions

All your base are belong to us

Engrish for "Your base now belongs to us!" Taken from an old, poorly-translated Japanese Sega Genesis game called Zero Wing.

Cats: That now all your base are belong to us, we let you make your time, for there is no escape! HAHAHAHAAAHAA!

by AYB March 7, 2003

statistics

The study of percentages, bars, graphs, and charts, all in an attempt to make some sort of logical conclusion out of a bunch of numbers so that even more percentages, bars, graphs, and charts can be made.

Statistics may not be of practical use in everyday life, unless you own a casino.

by AYB July 29, 2003

whupass

The process of causing harm to something or someone to the extent of causing significant damage, usually extensive. The process of inflicting a shitload of pain on a person.

That ninja opened up a can of whupass on those thugs who tried to mug him.

by AYB February 19, 2003

smurf

One of the group of little blue midgets who live in houses that look like magic mushrooms. They take turns gangbanging the only female in their group, who is owned by a pimp daddy named Papa Smurf. The smurfs are harassed by some old geezer named Gargamel who is Hell-bent on killing and eating them since he's too lazy to hunt or fish or so to the store to buy food.

The Smurfs show sucked.

by AYB March 22, 2003

aint no thang

Ebonics for "It's nothing"

Ain't no thang but a chicken wang, my game is all that.

by AYB February 20, 2003

neopolitan

An ice-cream flavor that is composed of separate bands of chocolate, strawberry, and vanilla.

Neopolitan ice-cream tastes good.

by AYB April 4, 2003

otaku

Japanese for "zealot" or "fanatic". Most common with those who are fanatics of popular (dubbed) anime shows. It is also used to describe said fanatics who go to the point of imitating EVERYTHING that relates to Japanese culture.

When going to college, beware of the otaku nerds who will rant about which episode of Pokemon or Dragonball-Z was better.

by AYB February 10, 2003