AYB's definitions

Beavis and Butthead

This masterpiece by Mike Judge was what made MTV worth watching. Forget TRL. Forger Real World. Forget MTV's Cribs. Beavis and Butthead was the best show on MTV. Featured two idiots and their hilariously moronic adventures, and their "reviews" of old songs.

Butthead: Hey Beavis, (uh huh huh huh) let's go toilet-paper Stewart's house (uh huh huh huh huh).
Beavis: (heh heh heh) Cool! And I wanna break something too! (heh heh heh heh)

by AYB June 11, 2003

guano

Spanish for bird feces.

Those damn pigeons left a spattering of guano on my car.

by AYB March 17, 2003

caffeine

A legal amphetamine which is found in the leaves and flowers of the tea plant, or the seeds of coffee and cacao/cocoa plants.

Jolt Cola has twice as much caffeine as Mountain Dew.

Some chocolates have a higher concentration of caffeine than others.

by AYB July 12, 2003

yellow fever

A potentially fatal disease carried by bloodsucking insects such as mosquitos. Common in tropical areas.

The Panama Canal took several years to finish because most of the workers succumbed to yellow fever and other mosquito-borne illnesses.

by AYB April 6, 2003

Orange Chicken

Grand China Buffet serves better tasting Orange Chicken. The stuff sold at Panda Express tastes like crap.

by AYB April 7, 2003

fo' sheezy my neezy

Yet another variation of fo' shizzle my nizzle.

I gotta go fo' sheezy my neezy with my girl tonight.

by AYB February 8, 2003

massacre

A mass killing of typically five or more people.

The mad gunman opened fire in the crowd and massacred thirty people in the process.

by AYB April 6, 2003