yeti

Also known as the Abominable Snowman or Bigfoot. Next to impossible to find because it is smart enough to hide from poachers and mad expeditioners who just want fame and fortune.

For centuries, scientists and explorers have been frustrated by their failed attempts to capture the Yeti.

by AYB April 01, 2003

Barney

An evil, purple demon sent from Hell to brainwash kids, with the help of assistant demons known as B.J. and Baby Bop.

Barney: "I love you, you love me, we're a happy family."
Terminator: You are overdue for termination. (shoots Barney into pulp with submachine gun).

by AYB June 13, 2003

lightsaber

The sophisticated weapon of the Jedi and the Sith, unlike the barbaric blaster guns.
You might call it a laser sword.
What makes Star Wars better than Star Trek

Darth Maul fought both Jedi using his double-sided lightsaber.

by AYB March 07, 2003

trailer trash

A poor person who lives in a trailer. Most likely the person is from the southern or midwestern United States.

Watch the trailer trash battle against the ghetto homies on the next Jerry Springer episode.

by AYB February 18, 2003

serious emotional trauma

Watching Oprah Winfrey's "Beloved" movie.

I don't care whether Oprah's movie tried to portray slavery, the scenes of Oprah taking a leak, the dog's eyes being popped in, and an old man fucking a baby reincarnated as a teenage girl, are all more than enough to give a normal human being severe emotional trauma.

by AYB June 25, 2003

melee

When everyone is fighting at the same time. A brawl.

The quarrel at the bar resulted in a melee of fists, kicks, and broken furniture.

by AYB March 20, 2003

Ginger ale

A delicious beverage made from fermented ginger roots that can also help soothe a stomach ache.

After getting indigestion from eating Chinese food, a cup of ginger ale calmed the belly down faster than Tums.

by AYB October 20, 2003