AYB's definitions

free

A vague word used to describe any sort of liberty.

The dog is free of lice.

I am free to do whatever the Hell I please

by AYB March 8, 2003

house of the dead

A pretty good videogame shooter series made by SEGA. Could have been better if they had decent voice actors.

A shitty movie that bears the same name but has a boring plot, a VERY low budget, useless actors, tons of cliches, and even worse voice acting. Slightly worse than the Final Fantasy movie, which royally sucked too.

If you want House of the Dead, STAY AWAY FROM THE MOVIE! Just play the videogame series instead. At least that has more interaction since you get to shoot the zombies yourself.

by AYB October 31, 2003

television

Once envisioned to be the replacement for books and a useful educational tool. Now it is simply a useful method for the government to send subliminal messages and propganda to the masses, and for businesspeople to brainwash said masses into buting their low-quality products.

And it is quite surprising and scary that there are millions of people out there who ACTUALLY buy the products aired on late-night television commercials.

by AYB June 20, 2003

cuss

To curse, swear, or invoke the name of God in vain.

Don't fucking cuss at me, mothafucka.

by AYB February 17, 2003

sizzle

The sound of something roasting.

Those barbecued pork ribs sure did sizzle on my grill.

by AYB February 18, 2003

BMW

Also means "Be My Wife".

by AYB March 24, 2003

Operation Iraqi Liberation

A brilliant post-9/11 strategic maneuver created by George W. Bush to liberate the oil from the ground while shooting at innocent Iraqi civilians and replacing Saddam with yet another puppet dictator.

Thanks to Operation Iraqi liberation, millions of Americans can happily fill up their gas-guzzling SUVs.

Hooray for Bush!

by AYB July 19, 2003