barebone

A basic computer system, typically features the chassis (housing-case), motherboard, a stick of RAM, and a floppy disk drive.
If your budget is low, a barebone system is usually a good choice to buy, because it only costs half as much as a pre-built system if you buy the rest of the parts at a used computer store.
by AYB August 02, 2003
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spammer

A person or organization whose sole purpose is to clog up your email account with junk mail, crappy porn links, credit card offers, and "Increase Your Penis Size By 4 Inches" adverts.
If the hackers really want something challenging to do, they should go after the spammers instead. After all, even hackers would be pissed off with having to delete 40+ spam messages from their inbox daily.
by AYB November 06, 2003
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DVD

A storage medium capable of holding gigabytes of computer data or hours of high-resolution video. Was considered to be uncrackable by the RIAA and the MPAA until DVD rewritable drives were mass-produced.
Thanks to my new DVD-RW drive, I can finally burn all the bootleg movies I download from the Internet.
by AYB June 27, 2003
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Operation Iraqi Liberation

A brilliant post-9/11 strategic maneuver created by George W. Bush to liberate the oil from the ground while shooting at innocent Iraqi civilians and replacing Saddam with yet another puppet dictator.
Thanks to Operation Iraqi liberation, millions of Americans can happily fill up their gas-guzzling SUVs.

Hooray for Bush!
by AYB July 19, 2003
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tornado alley

A flat, prairie region of the central United States that is often prone to severe storms and seasonal floods.

You would think that people would be smart enough to listen to that old Indian guy's advice and NOT FUCKING BUILD ANYTHING PERMANENT THERE, but sadly, millions of ignorant folks keep building their mansions, and their towns, and their Double-Wide trailers, just to see them get smashed into matchwood each year by tornadoes and floods.
"My home got flattened six times this decade, but that won't stop me from living in Tornado Alley", said a local resident.
by AYB August 02, 2003
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Drunken Master

An actual martial arts style that requires just the right amount of alcohol to work. Since alcohol numbs the nerves, it makes the martial artist feel less pain while opening up a can of whupass.
A kickass movie made by Jackie Chan. The fighting moves were later incorporated into a Tekken fighting game character named Lei Wu Long who, coincidentally, looks just like Jackie Chan.
A bunch of villains getting the shit beat out of them by a drunk guy. Now THAT's fucking hilarious. Drunken Master rules!
by AYB September 24, 2003
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ebonics

When ghetto slang becomes an actual language
They now have schools and universities in America which actually offer courses in Ebonics.
by AYB February 17, 2003
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