AYB's definitions

nu-rap

Modern rap "music". Unlike oldskool rap poetry, this form of noise not only focuses on sex, drugs, "bling-blings", and fast cars, the rappers can't even speak in English because they use a collection of slang and Engrishwords called Ebonics.
Nu-rap is basically nothing but overly-repetitive, slapped-together techno with somebody talking about nothing at all.

Examples: Eminem, Puff Daddy, Lil Bow Wow, Missy Elliott, Ja Rule, 50 Cent, Nelly, every rapper on B.E.T., and the list goes on and on and on......

by AYB October 8, 2003

Daria

It just wasn't quite as good as Beavis and Butthead, although Mike Judge did a fairly good job with the Daria show. Too bad MTV didn't give him enough time to work on the show before kicking him out :^(

Daria: Quit standing on my neck.

by AYB July 26, 2003

Ginger ale

A delicious beverage made from fermented ginger roots that can also help soothe a stomach ache.

After getting indigestion from eating Chinese food, a cup of ginger ale calmed the belly down faster than Tums.

by AYB October 20, 2003

Xenomorph

A creature whose larvae attatch to your face and inject themselves in your digestive tract, where they mature into adults and burrow out of you, killing you in the process.

Nobody would want to have a Xenomorph on their planet, given the way they wiped out the colonists and the Marines in the first Aliens movie.

by AYB October 17, 2003

melee

When everyone is fighting at the same time. A brawl.

The quarrel at the bar resulted in a melee of fists, kicks, and broken furniture.

by AYB March 20, 2003

library

Used to be a place where you could spend a nice, quiet afternoon reading a book or studying or checking your email. Now it's a place where the government watches your every move with recently-installed hidden cameras.

If you miss the deadline for returning a book to your local library, expect a call from your local government agency.

by AYB July 19, 2003

coca cola

The name of a carbonated, caffeinated beverage known and consumed worldwide. The beverage was named for the fact that it once actually contained cocaine.

A nice, refreshing bottle of Coca Cola really hits the spot when you are thirsty.

by AYB March 9, 2003