AYB's definitions

yeti

Also known as the Abominable Snowman or Bigfoot. Next to impossible to find because it is smart enough to hide from poachers and mad expeditioners who just want fame and fortune.

For centuries, scientists and explorers have been frustrated by their failed attempts to capture the Yeti.

by AYB April 1, 2003

lightsaber

The sophisticated weapon of the Jedi and the Sith, unlike the barbaric blaster guns.
You might call it a laser sword.
What makes Star Wars better than Star Trek

Darth Maul fought both Jedi using his double-sided lightsaber.

by AYB March 7, 2003

Barney

An evil, purple demon sent from Hell to brainwash kids, with the help of assistant demons known as B.J. and Baby Bop.

Barney: "I love you, you love me, we're a happy family."
Terminator: You are overdue for termination. (shoots Barney into pulp with submachine gun).

by AYB June 13, 2003

Shinobi

Used to be one of the best ninja games for the Sega Genesis, now it's just some generic 3D hack-n-slash game for the Playstation2 where Joe Musashi (the main character) now looks like a Strider ripoff.

Revenge of Shinobi (1989), Shadow Dancer (1991), Shinobi 3 (1993).

by AYB July 19, 2003

disneyfy

The act of making something watered-down, painful to watch, gay, and capable of lowering one's intelligence as a result of watching it.

Most "translated" anime movies are Disneyfied to satisfy the American Soccer mom's selfish desire for control.

by AYB May 27, 2003

barebone

A basic computer system, typically features the chassis (housing-case), motherboard, a stick of RAM, and a floppy disk drive.

If your budget is low, a barebone system is usually a good choice to buy, because it only costs half as much as a pre-built system if you buy the rest of the parts at a used computer store.

by AYB August 2, 2003

Music Industry

The songs the music industry makes are not even worth the amount they sue their customers when they get bootlegged. Especially since making an MP3 copy of the song has no cost at all.

The RIAA is what the 5 major record industry coprorations are affiliated with

by AYB June 30, 2003