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Used to be a great kid's channel right up until the mid 1990s. After that, I don't even want to mention it at all because it's chock full of poorly-drawn, vomit-inducing "cartoons" with no plot, a bastardization of Ren and Stimpy, some crappy Disney-like sitcoms, and it's becoming more and more like MTV (since it's owned by the same corporation that owns MTV anyway).
I remember the good old days of watching my favorite morning shows on Nickelodeon.
by AYB June 20, 2003
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Also known as the Abominable Snowman or Bigfoot. Next to impossible to find because it is smart enough to hide from poachers and mad expeditioners who just want fame and fortune.
For centuries, scientists and explorers have been frustrated by their failed attempts to capture the Yeti.
by AYB April 1, 2003
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It was okay until it became marketed as aggressively as Nintendo's Pokemon franchise. Now every new Harry Potter update is enough to induce severe migraines.
In three years time, parents across America and Europe will be too embarrased to even mention being suckered by the Harry Potter marketers.
by AYB June 21, 2003
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Kentucky Fried Chicken

The name of a popular fast food restaurant, established by some guy named Colonel Sanders, that specializes in fried and broiled chicken products. An ideal place to contract salmonella, E. coli, and other potentially deadly food-borne illnesses.
Nobody needs a little KFC because they don't do their chicken right.
by AYB February 27, 2003
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A scavenger bird that feeds off dead animals or whatever edible garbage it finds.
The raven is perfectly adapted to city life because the abundance of trash and roadkill gives it less need to scavenge far and wide for food.
by AYB June 16, 2003
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What appears when a wound has closed up.
Don't pick your scabs or an ugly scar will appear on your skin.
by AYB March 10, 2003
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The songs the music industry makes are not even worth the amount they sue their customers when they get bootlegged. Especially since making an MP3 copy of the song has no cost at all.
The RIAA is what the 5 major record industry coprorations are affiliated with
by AYB July 1, 2003
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