AYB's definitions
by AYB February 18, 2003
Get the sizzlemug. The name of a carbonated, caffeinated beverage known and consumed worldwide. The beverage was named for the fact that it once actually contained cocaine.
by AYB March 9, 2003
Get the coca colamug. Used to be a place where you could spend a nice, quiet afternoon reading a book or studying or checking your email. Now it's a place where the government watches your every move with recently-installed hidden cameras.
If you miss the deadline for returning a book to your local library, expect a call from your local government agency.
by AYB July 19, 2003
Get the librarymug. I don't care whether Oprah's movie tried to portray slavery, the scenes of Oprah taking a leak, the dog's eyes being popped in, and an old man fucking a baby reincarnated as a teenage girl, are all more than enough to give a normal human being severe emotional trauma.
by AYB June 25, 2003
Get the serious emotional traumamug. Once envisioned to be the replacement for books and a useful educational tool. Now it is simply a useful method for the government to send subliminal messages and propganda to the masses, and for businesspeople to brainwash said masses into buting their low-quality products.
And it is quite surprising and scary that there are millions of people out there who ACTUALLY buy the products aired on late-night television commercials.
by AYB June 20, 2003
Get the televisionmug. Don't fucking cuss at me, mothafucka.
by AYB February 17, 2003
Get the cussmug. A group of incompetent, corrupt old crones who still base their anti-drug and sex-ed advertisements on research data from the 1950s. Also relates to the "successful" War on Drugs. So far, none of the advertisements have done anything to lessen the increase in drug use, teenage pregnancies, and murders.
"Marijuanna is an evil, deadly tool of Satan which kills people if they even get close to it".
-Brought to you by the Ad Council.
-Brought to you by the Ad Council.
by AYB October 1, 2003
Get the Ad Councilmug.