Person 1: Bro you want to check out my new tiktok? It's some cool lip synci-
Person 2: That's just Stage 5 Cancer in disguise. No.
Person 2: That's just Stage 5 Cancer in disguise. No.
by ATotallyOriginalAndFunnyUserna November 30, 2020
Word we believed existed, then we didnt think it existed, then we realized it does exist. and it gets really weird. but you know
once upon a time
twice upon a time
thrice upon a time
frice upon a time (yes frice is actually a word for four times)
twice upon a time
thrice upon a time
frice upon a time (yes frice is actually a word for four times)
by ATotallyOriginalAndFunnyUserna December 21, 2020
by ATotallyOriginalAndFunnyUserna June 03, 2021
Squeaker: YOU FUCKING KILLED ME YOU FUCKING FUCKER! I WILL FUCKING FUCK YOU UP FUCK YOU AND YOUR FUCKING FAMILY THEY FUCKING STOLE MY FUCKING SHOT FUCKING GUN AND FUCKING KILLED ME AND FUCKING SHIT FUCK YOU BITCH
Chad: dude shut the fuck up calm down you're like 10
Squeaker: SHUT THE FUCK UP IM ACTUALLY 8 AND MY MOM GAVE ME 10 DOLLARS SO I BOUGHT THIS CHEAP ASS DDOSING PROGRAM I WILL TERMINATE YOUR FUCKING INTERNET AND YOU FUCKING WILL FUCKING NOT FUCKING HAVE FUCKING CONN-FUCKING-NECTION
Chad: ...
Squeaker: THE FUCK IS THAT IM TAKING AWAY YOUR INTERNET FUCKING BITCH
chad: cool
Squeaker: WHY THE FUCK DID IT NOT WORK
chad: because i have a vpn are you dumb
Squeaker: SHUT THE FUCK UP SHUT THE FUCK UP SHUT THE FUCK UP SHUT THE-
Squeaker was removed from the party
chad: Xbox Live Parties in a nutshell.
Chad: dude shut the fuck up calm down you're like 10
Squeaker: SHUT THE FUCK UP IM ACTUALLY 8 AND MY MOM GAVE ME 10 DOLLARS SO I BOUGHT THIS CHEAP ASS DDOSING PROGRAM I WILL TERMINATE YOUR FUCKING INTERNET AND YOU FUCKING WILL FUCKING NOT FUCKING HAVE FUCKING CONN-FUCKING-NECTION
Chad: ...
Squeaker: THE FUCK IS THAT IM TAKING AWAY YOUR INTERNET FUCKING BITCH
chad: cool
Squeaker: WHY THE FUCK DID IT NOT WORK
chad: because i have a vpn are you dumb
Squeaker: SHUT THE FUCK UP SHUT THE FUCK UP SHUT THE FUCK UP SHUT THE-
Squeaker was removed from the party
chad: Xbox Live Parties in a nutshell.
by ATotallyOriginalAndFunnyUserna April 19, 2021
Red sus. Red suuuus. I said red, sus, hahahahaha. Why arent you laughing? I just made a reference to the popular video game "Among Us"! How can you not laugh at it? Emergeny meeting! Guys, this here guy doesnt laugh at my funny Among Us memes! Lets beat him to death! Dead body reported! Skip! Skip! Vote blue! Blue was not an impostor. Among us in a nutshell hahahaha. What?! Youre still not laughing your ass off? I made SEVERAL funny references to Among Us and YOU STILL ARENT LAUGHING??!!! Bruh. Ya hear that? Wooooooosh. Whats woooosh? Oh, nothing. Just the sound of a joke flying over your head. Whats that? You think im annoying? Kinda sus, bro. Hahahaha! Anyway, yea, gotta go do tasks. Hahahaha!
by ATotallyOriginalAndFunnyUserna December 01, 2020
Someone popular: In my opinion, i respectfully think Kpop is not actually that good. Here's wh-
Person 2: WHY WOULD YOU SAY THAT? YOU HURT MY FEELINGS. THATS OFFENSIVE AND ACTUALYL KPOP-IST, T, AND SINCE IM ACTUALLY BLACK THATS RACIST. LOCK YOUR DOORS TONIGHT, I MHOPE YOU FALL OFF A BRIDGE /srs NOBODY LOVVEAS YUO YOU DONT DESERVE A PLATFORM. PLEASE APOLOGIZE, THIS IS SO SERIOUS I HOPE YOU GET CANCELLED, YOU DESERVE IT. ALSO, I FOUND A TWEET SAYING "i hate people who use these cringe dancing apps" ABOUT 4 YEARS AGO. ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT TIK TOK?? YOU ARE DISGRACEFUL TO THE PLANET, KILL YOURSELRF WE DESERVE A APOLOGY /srs /gen /cancelled /tw
Twitter.
Person 2: WHY WOULD YOU SAY THAT? YOU HURT MY FEELINGS. THATS OFFENSIVE AND ACTUALYL KPOP-IST, T, AND SINCE IM ACTUALLY BLACK THATS RACIST. LOCK YOUR DOORS TONIGHT, I MHOPE YOU FALL OFF A BRIDGE /srs NOBODY LOVVEAS YUO YOU DONT DESERVE A PLATFORM. PLEASE APOLOGIZE, THIS IS SO SERIOUS I HOPE YOU GET CANCELLED, YOU DESERVE IT. ALSO, I FOUND A TWEET SAYING "i hate people who use these cringe dancing apps" ABOUT 4 YEARS AGO. ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT TIK TOK?? YOU ARE DISGRACEFUL TO THE PLANET, KILL YOURSELRF WE DESERVE A APOLOGY /srs /gen /cancelled /tw
Twitter.
by ATotallyOriginalAndFunnyUserna February 05, 2021
Examples: ❌
Examplez: ✓
Stop making everything have a Z next to it. Thats not cool at all. Please I beg you to stop.❌
Ztop making everything have a Z next to it. Thatz not cool at all. Pleaze I beg you to ztop.✓
Urban dictionary editors: What? This definition doesnt replace all S with Z? Denied. ❌
Urban dictionary editorz: What? Thiz Definition doeznt replace all Z with Z? Denied.✓
Meanwhile, when someone is sleeping.. SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS ❌
Meanwhile, when zomeone is zleeping.. ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ✓
Examplez: ✓
Stop making everything have a Z next to it. Thats not cool at all. Please I beg you to stop.❌
Ztop making everything have a Z next to it. Thatz not cool at all. Pleaze I beg you to ztop.✓
Urban dictionary editors: What? This definition doesnt replace all S with Z? Denied. ❌
Urban dictionary editorz: What? Thiz Definition doeznt replace all Z with Z? Denied.✓
Meanwhile, when someone is sleeping.. SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS ❌
Meanwhile, when zomeone is zleeping.. ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ✓
by ATotallyOriginalAndFunnyUserna December 08, 2020