Twitter

The media app for people who are currently in a mental hospital.
Someone popular: In my opinion, i respectfully think Kpop is not actually that good. Here's wh-

Person 2: WHY WOULD YOU SAY THAT? YOU HURT MY FEELINGS. THATS OFFENSIVE AND ACTUALYL KPOP-IST, T, AND SINCE IM ACTUALLY BLACK THATS RACIST. LOCK YOUR DOORS TONIGHT, I MHOPE YOU FALL OFF A BRIDGE /srs NOBODY LOVVEAS YUO YOU DONT DESERVE A PLATFORM. PLEASE APOLOGIZE, THIS IS SO SERIOUS I HOPE YOU GET CANCELLED, YOU DESERVE IT. ALSO, I FOUND A TWEET SAYING "i hate people who use these cringe dancing apps" ABOUT 4 YEARS AGO. ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT TIK TOK?? YOU ARE DISGRACEFUL TO THE PLANET, KILL YOURSELRF WE DESERVE A APOLOGY /srs /gen /cancelled /tw

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by ATotallyOriginalAndFunnyUserna February 05, 2021
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GoGuardian

Shit extension where students of every grade basically face dictatorship and anti privacy. Unless you have a phone and you're hiding it from your teacher, goguardian will prevent you from doing shit.

Similar to Securly, teachers can block websites, but thats not all. With goguardian, teachers can see what tab your on. Not only that, they can see ALL OF YOUR FUCKING TABS and what you've recently viewed after school. So not only are you not safe in school, you're being invaded of privacy outside of school. Nobody wants your damn teacher staring at you for all day and night. This extension is awful, teachers just shouldnt use it, just go use Securly or Securely, however the fuck you spell it.

Goguardian can also ban you from searching shit, and lock your screen, preventing you from doing anything. Teachers can use this to be a dictator.

You can pretend you're doing work but you're actually on your phone. but if you're idle for like 10 seconds, the teacher will catch you.
Person 1: hey lets watch youtube.
Person 2: yeah sure.
Teacher: *locks screen* PLEASE USE THE CHROMEBOOKS PROPERLY AND NO MISUSE. THIS IS YOUR WARNING, GET BACK ON TASK.
Person 1: dude the teacher sucks.
Person 2: yeah i know, i wish the principal didnt actually find out about this shit extension GoGuardian, it should be called ShitGuardian.
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Racist

Racists are people who like race cars.
Person 1: Im racist, because i love race cars
Person 2: same dude!! did you see the race???
Person 1: yeah!!!! omg 95 should have won!!!!!11111!
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Xbox Live Parties

Once you get 6 people its already hell on earth.
Squeaker: YOU FUCKING KILLED ME YOU FUCKING FUCKER! I WILL FUCKING FUCK YOU UP FUCK YOU AND YOUR FUCKING FAMILY THEY FUCKING STOLE MY FUCKING SHOT FUCKING GUN AND FUCKING KILLED ME AND FUCKING SHIT FUCK YOU BITCH

Chad: dude shut the fuck up calm down you're like 10
Squeaker: SHUT THE FUCK UP IM ACTUALLY 8 AND MY MOM GAVE ME 10 DOLLARS SO I BOUGHT THIS CHEAP ASS DDOSING PROGRAM I WILL TERMINATE YOUR FUCKING INTERNET AND YOU FUCKING WILL FUCKING NOT FUCKING HAVE FUCKING CONN-FUCKING-NECTION
Chad: ...
Squeaker: THE FUCK IS THAT IM TAKING AWAY YOUR INTERNET FUCKING BITCH
chad: cool
Squeaker: WHY THE FUCK DID IT NOT WORK
chad: because i have a vpn are you dumb
Squeaker: SHUT THE FUCK UP SHUT THE FUCK UP SHUT THE FUCK UP SHUT THE-
Squeaker was removed from the party
chad: Xbox Live Parties in a nutshell.
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Thrice

Word we believed existed, then we didnt think it existed, then we realized it does exist. and it gets really weird. but you know
once upon a time
twice upon a time
thrice upon a time
frice upon a time (yes frice is actually a word for four times)
by ATotallyOriginalAndFunnyUserna December 21, 2020
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Clout

Person 1: Want to do clout?
Person 2: why the FUCK would i want to do drugs?
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red sus

Red sus. Red suuuus. I said red, sus, hahahahaha. Why arent you laughing? I just made a reference to the popular video game "Among Us"! How can you not laugh at it? Emergeny meeting! Guys, this here guy doesnt laugh at my funny Among Us memes! Lets beat him to death! Dead body reported! Skip! Skip! Vote blue! Blue was not an impostor. Among us in a nutshell hahahaha. What?! Youre still not laughing your ass off? I made SEVERAL funny references to Among Us and YOU STILL ARENT LAUGHING??!!! Bruh. Ya hear that? Wooooooosh. Whats woooosh? Oh, nothing. Just the sound of a joke flying over your head. Whats that? You think im annoying? Kinda sus, bro. Hahahaha! Anyway, yea, gotta go do tasks. Hahahaha!
by ATotallyOriginalAndFunnyUserna December 01, 2020
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