16 definitions by ATotallyOriginalAndFunnyUserna
Shit extension where students of every grade basically face dictatorship and anti privacy. Unless you have a phone and you're hiding it from your teacher, goguardian will prevent you from doing shit.
Similar to Securly, teachers can block websites, but thats not all. With goguardian, teachers can see what tab your on. Not only that, they can see ALL OF YOUR FUCKING TABS and what you've recently viewed after school. So not only are you not safe in school, you're being invaded of privacy outside of school. Nobody wants your damn teacher staring at you for all day and night. This extension is awful, teachers just shouldnt use it, just go use Securly or Securely, however the fuck you spell it.
Goguardian can also ban you from searching shit, and lock your screen, preventing you from doing anything. Teachers can use this to be a dictator.
You can pretend you're doing work but you're actually on your phone. but if you're idle for like 10 seconds, the teacher will catch you.
Similar to Securly, teachers can block websites, but thats not all. With goguardian, teachers can see what tab your on. Not only that, they can see ALL OF YOUR FUCKING TABS and what you've recently viewed after school. So not only are you not safe in school, you're being invaded of privacy outside of school. Nobody wants your damn teacher staring at you for all day and night. This extension is awful, teachers just shouldnt use it, just go use Securly or Securely, however the fuck you spell it.
Goguardian can also ban you from searching shit, and lock your screen, preventing you from doing anything. Teachers can use this to be a dictator.
You can pretend you're doing work but you're actually on your phone. but if you're idle for like 10 seconds, the teacher will catch you.
Person 1: hey lets watch youtube.
Person 2: yeah sure.
Teacher: *locks screen* PLEASE USE THE CHROMEBOOKS PROPERLY AND NO MISUSE. THIS IS YOUR WARNING, GET BACK ON TASK.
Person 1: dude the teacher sucks.
Person 2: yeah i know, i wish the principal didnt actually find out about this shit extension GoGuardian, it should be called ShitGuardian.
Person 2: yeah sure.
Teacher: *locks screen* PLEASE USE THE CHROMEBOOKS PROPERLY AND NO MISUSE. THIS IS YOUR WARNING, GET BACK ON TASK.
Person 1: dude the teacher sucks.
Person 2: yeah i know, i wish the principal didnt actually find out about this shit extension GoGuardian, it should be called ShitGuardian.
by ATotallyOriginalAndFunnyUserna May 12, 2021
Mum: Okay, son. take the flu shot!
Kid: NO
Mum: Ill buy you candy!
Kid: *picks up needle and stabs doctor in the back*
Mum: WHAT THE F*CK TIMMY???
Later...
Kid: *gets 8 diseases*
Mum: Son, please stop picking up a knife when i ask you to go to the hospital! If you dont.. you wont see us anymore.
Kid: dies
Mum: F*ck.
Kid: Alright, so how'd i do?
God: uhhh, you were off by five miliseconds.
Kid: F*ck. Maybe i shouldnt be a anti-vaxxer and try something else
Kid: NO
Mum: Ill buy you candy!
Kid: *picks up needle and stabs doctor in the back*
Mum: WHAT THE F*CK TIMMY???
Later...
Kid: *gets 8 diseases*
Mum: Son, please stop picking up a knife when i ask you to go to the hospital! If you dont.. you wont see us anymore.
Kid: dies
Mum: F*ck.
Kid: Alright, so how'd i do?
God: uhhh, you were off by five miliseconds.
Kid: F*ck. Maybe i shouldnt be a anti-vaxxer and try something else
by ATotallyOriginalAndFunnyUserna December 17, 2020
by ATotallyOriginalAndFunnyUserna May 3, 2021
Person 1: Bro you want to check out my new tiktok? It's some cool lip synci-
Person 2: That's just Stage 5 Cancer in disguise. No.
Person 2: That's just Stage 5 Cancer in disguise. No.
by ATotallyOriginalAndFunnyUserna November 30, 2020
NOT Terraria.
by ATotallyOriginalAndFunnyUserna June 1, 2021
Someone popular: In my opinion, i respectfully think Kpop is not actually that good. Here's wh-
Person 2: WHY WOULD YOU SAY THAT? YOU HURT MY FEELINGS. THATS OFFENSIVE AND ACTUALYL KPOP-IST, T, AND SINCE IM ACTUALLY BLACK THATS RACIST. LOCK YOUR DOORS TONIGHT, I MHOPE YOU FALL OFF A BRIDGE /srs NOBODY LOVVEAS YUO YOU DONT DESERVE A PLATFORM. PLEASE APOLOGIZE, THIS IS SO SERIOUS I HOPE YOU GET CANCELLED, YOU DESERVE IT. ALSO, I FOUND A TWEET SAYING "i hate people who use these cringe dancing apps" ABOUT 4 YEARS AGO. ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT TIK TOK?? YOU ARE DISGRACEFUL TO THE PLANET, KILL YOURSELRF WE DESERVE A APOLOGY /srs /gen /cancelled /tw
Twitter.
Person 2: WHY WOULD YOU SAY THAT? YOU HURT MY FEELINGS. THATS OFFENSIVE AND ACTUALYL KPOP-IST, T, AND SINCE IM ACTUALLY BLACK THATS RACIST. LOCK YOUR DOORS TONIGHT, I MHOPE YOU FALL OFF A BRIDGE /srs NOBODY LOVVEAS YUO YOU DONT DESERVE A PLATFORM. PLEASE APOLOGIZE, THIS IS SO SERIOUS I HOPE YOU GET CANCELLED, YOU DESERVE IT. ALSO, I FOUND A TWEET SAYING "i hate people who use these cringe dancing apps" ABOUT 4 YEARS AGO. ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT TIK TOK?? YOU ARE DISGRACEFUL TO THE PLANET, KILL YOURSELRF WE DESERVE A APOLOGY /srs /gen /cancelled /tw
Twitter.
by ATotallyOriginalAndFunnyUserna February 5, 2021
Squeaker: YOU FUCKING KILLED ME YOU FUCKING FUCKER! I WILL FUCKING FUCK YOU UP FUCK YOU AND YOUR FUCKING FAMILY THEY FUCKING STOLE MY FUCKING SHOT FUCKING GUN AND FUCKING KILLED ME AND FUCKING SHIT FUCK YOU BITCH
Chad: dude shut the fuck up calm down you're like 10
Squeaker: SHUT THE FUCK UP IM ACTUALLY 8 AND MY MOM GAVE ME 10 DOLLARS SO I BOUGHT THIS CHEAP ASS DDOSING PROGRAM I WILL TERMINATE YOUR FUCKING INTERNET AND YOU FUCKING WILL FUCKING NOT FUCKING HAVE FUCKING CONN-FUCKING-NECTION
Chad: ...
Squeaker: THE FUCK IS THAT IM TAKING AWAY YOUR INTERNET FUCKING BITCH
chad: cool
Squeaker: WHY THE FUCK DID IT NOT WORK
chad: because i have a vpn are you dumb
Squeaker: SHUT THE FUCK UP SHUT THE FUCK UP SHUT THE FUCK UP SHUT THE-
Squeaker was removed from the party
chad: Xbox Live Parties in a nutshell.
Chad: dude shut the fuck up calm down you're like 10
Squeaker: SHUT THE FUCK UP IM ACTUALLY 8 AND MY MOM GAVE ME 10 DOLLARS SO I BOUGHT THIS CHEAP ASS DDOSING PROGRAM I WILL TERMINATE YOUR FUCKING INTERNET AND YOU FUCKING WILL FUCKING NOT FUCKING HAVE FUCKING CONN-FUCKING-NECTION
Chad: ...
Squeaker: THE FUCK IS THAT IM TAKING AWAY YOUR INTERNET FUCKING BITCH
chad: cool
Squeaker: WHY THE FUCK DID IT NOT WORK
chad: because i have a vpn are you dumb
Squeaker: SHUT THE FUCK UP SHUT THE FUCK UP SHUT THE FUCK UP SHUT THE-
Squeaker was removed from the party
chad: Xbox Live Parties in a nutshell.
by ATotallyOriginalAndFunnyUserna April 19, 2021