Shit extension where students of every grade basically face dictatorship and anti privacy. Unless you have a phone and you're hiding it from your teacher, goguardian will prevent you from doing shit.
Similar to Securly, teachers can block websites, but thats not all. With goguardian, teachers can see what tab your on. Not only that, they can see ALL OF YOUR FUCKING TABS and what you've recently viewed after school. So not only are you not safe in school, you're being invaded of privacy outside of school. Nobody wants your damn teacher staring at you for all day and night. This extension is awful, teachers just shouldnt use it, just go use Securly or Securely, however the fuck you spell it.
Goguardian can also ban you from searching shit, and lock your screen, preventing you from doing anything. Teachers can use this to be a dictator.
You can pretend you're doing work but you're actually on your phone. but if you're idle for like 10 seconds, the teacher will catch you.
Similar to Securly, teachers can block websites, but thats not all. With goguardian, teachers can see what tab your on. Not only that, they can see ALL OF YOUR FUCKING TABS and what you've recently viewed after school. So not only are you not safe in school, you're being invaded of privacy outside of school. Nobody wants your damn teacher staring at you for all day and night. This extension is awful, teachers just shouldnt use it, just go use Securly or Securely, however the fuck you spell it.
Goguardian can also ban you from searching shit, and lock your screen, preventing you from doing anything. Teachers can use this to be a dictator.
You can pretend you're doing work but you're actually on your phone. but if you're idle for like 10 seconds, the teacher will catch you.
Person 1: hey lets watch youtube.
Person 2: yeah sure.
Teacher: *locks screen* PLEASE USE THE CHROMEBOOKS PROPERLY AND NO MISUSE. THIS IS YOUR WARNING, GET BACK ON TASK.
Person 1: dude the teacher sucks.
Person 2: yeah i know, i wish the principal didnt actually find out about this shit extension GoGuardian, it should be called ShitGuardian.
Person 2: yeah sure.
Teacher: *locks screen* PLEASE USE THE CHROMEBOOKS PROPERLY AND NO MISUSE. THIS IS YOUR WARNING, GET BACK ON TASK.
Person 1: dude the teacher sucks.
Person 2: yeah i know, i wish the principal didnt actually find out about this shit extension GoGuardian, it should be called ShitGuardian.
by ATotallyOriginalAndFunnyUserna May 12, 2021
Get the GoGuardianmug. Examples: ❌
Examplez: ✓
Stop making everything have a Z next to it. Thats not cool at all. Please I beg you to stop.❌
Ztop making everything have a Z next to it. Thatz not cool at all. Pleaze I beg you to ztop.✓
Urban dictionary editors: What? This definition doesnt replace all S with Z? Denied. ❌
Urban dictionary editorz: What? Thiz Definition doeznt replace all Z with Z? Denied.✓
Meanwhile, when someone is sleeping.. SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS ❌
Meanwhile, when zomeone is zleeping.. ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ✓
Examplez: ✓
Stop making everything have a Z next to it. Thats not cool at all. Please I beg you to stop.❌
Ztop making everything have a Z next to it. Thatz not cool at all. Pleaze I beg you to ztop.✓
Urban dictionary editors: What? This definition doesnt replace all S with Z? Denied. ❌
Urban dictionary editorz: What? Thiz Definition doeznt replace all Z with Z? Denied.✓
Meanwhile, when someone is sleeping.. SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS ❌
Meanwhile, when zomeone is zleeping.. ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ✓
by ATotallyOriginalAndFunnyUserna December 08, 2020
Get the zmug. by ATotallyOriginalAndFunnyUserna May 03, 2021
Get the Ding ding ding ding ding ding ding, ding ding ding.mug. by ATotallyOriginalAndFunnyUserna June 04, 2021
Get the Dirty mindedmug. Widely known as the biggest atomic bomb of the universe as we know it. Read more for a brief description
My opinion is...
The Soviet RDS-220 hydrogen bomb (code name Ivan3 or Vanya), also known as Opinion, Pronoun: /əˈpinyən/, lit. 'Opinion bomb'), was the most powerful nuclear weapon ever created and tested. Tested on 30 October 1961 as an experimental verification of calculation principles and multi-stage thermonuclear weapon designs, it also remains the most powerful human-made explosive ever detonated.
All buildings in the village of Severny (both wooden and brick), located 55 km (34 mi) from ground zero within the Sukhoy Nos test range, were destroyed. In districts hundreds of kilometres from ground zero, wooden houses were destroyed, stone ones lost their roofs, windows, and doors, and radio communications were interrupted for almost one hour. One participant in the test saw a bright flash through dark goggles and felt the effects of a thermal pulse even at a distance of 270 km (170 mi). The heat from the explosion could have caused third-degree burns 100 km (62 mi) away from ground zero. A shock wave was observed in the air at Dikson settlement 700 km (430 mi) away; windowpanes were partially broken for distances
On March 21st, 2006, Jack Dorsey, Evan Williams, Noah Glass, and Biz Stone upgraded the Opinion Bomb, this bomb was known as 06.TWOBA , Twitter Opinion Bomba 2006, Twitpinionomba, or most known as Twitter. This bomb was actually 3 TIMES the size of Opinion Bomb, with a whopping 150 megatons of TNT.
The visual representation of Twitter is seen below.
The Soviet RDS-220 hydrogen bomb (code name Ivan3 or Vanya), also known as Opinion, Pronoun: /əˈpinyən/, lit. 'Opinion bomb'), was the most powerful nuclear weapon ever created and tested. Tested on 30 October 1961 as an experimental verification of calculation principles and multi-stage thermonuclear weapon designs, it also remains the most powerful human-made explosive ever detonated.
All buildings in the village of Severny (both wooden and brick), located 55 km (34 mi) from ground zero within the Sukhoy Nos test range, were destroyed. In districts hundreds of kilometres from ground zero, wooden houses were destroyed, stone ones lost their roofs, windows, and doors, and radio communications were interrupted for almost one hour. One participant in the test saw a bright flash through dark goggles and felt the effects of a thermal pulse even at a distance of 270 km (170 mi). The heat from the explosion could have caused third-degree burns 100 km (62 mi) away from ground zero. A shock wave was observed in the air at Dikson settlement 700 km (430 mi) away; windowpanes were partially broken for distances
On March 21st, 2006, Jack Dorsey, Evan Williams, Noah Glass, and Biz Stone upgraded the Opinion Bomb, this bomb was known as 06.TWOBA , Twitter Opinion Bomba 2006, Twitpinionomba, or most known as Twitter. This bomb was actually 3 TIMES the size of Opinion Bomb, with a whopping 150 megatons of TNT.
The visual representation of Twitter is seen below.
by ATotallyOriginalAndFunnyUserna December 08, 2020
Get the My opinion is...mug. by ATotallyOriginalAndFunnyUserna December 04, 2020
Get the CAN WE GET 1000 DISLIKES ON THIS DEFINITIONmug. Squeaker: YOU FUCKING KILLED ME YOU FUCKING FUCKER! I WILL FUCKING FUCK YOU UP FUCK YOU AND YOUR FUCKING FAMILY THEY FUCKING STOLE MY FUCKING SHOT FUCKING GUN AND FUCKING KILLED ME AND FUCKING SHIT FUCK YOU BITCH
Chad: dude shut the fuck up calm down you're like 10
Squeaker: SHUT THE FUCK UP IM ACTUALLY 8 AND MY MOM GAVE ME 10 DOLLARS SO I BOUGHT THIS CHEAP ASS DDOSING PROGRAM I WILL TERMINATE YOUR FUCKING INTERNET AND YOU FUCKING WILL FUCKING NOT FUCKING HAVE FUCKING CONN-FUCKING-NECTION
Chad: ...
Squeaker: THE FUCK IS THAT IM TAKING AWAY YOUR INTERNET FUCKING BITCH
chad: cool
Squeaker: WHY THE FUCK DID IT NOT WORK
chad: because i have a vpn are you dumb
Squeaker: SHUT THE FUCK UP SHUT THE FUCK UP SHUT THE FUCK UP SHUT THE-
Squeaker was removed from the party
chad: Xbox Live Parties in a nutshell.
Chad: dude shut the fuck up calm down you're like 10
Squeaker: SHUT THE FUCK UP IM ACTUALLY 8 AND MY MOM GAVE ME 10 DOLLARS SO I BOUGHT THIS CHEAP ASS DDOSING PROGRAM I WILL TERMINATE YOUR FUCKING INTERNET AND YOU FUCKING WILL FUCKING NOT FUCKING HAVE FUCKING CONN-FUCKING-NECTION
Chad: ...
Squeaker: THE FUCK IS THAT IM TAKING AWAY YOUR INTERNET FUCKING BITCH
chad: cool
Squeaker: WHY THE FUCK DID IT NOT WORK
chad: because i have a vpn are you dumb
Squeaker: SHUT THE FUCK UP SHUT THE FUCK UP SHUT THE FUCK UP SHUT THE-
Squeaker was removed from the party
chad: Xbox Live Parties in a nutshell.
by ATotallyOriginalAndFunnyUserna April 19, 2021
Get the Xbox Live Partiesmug.