Mum: Okay, son. take the flu shot!
Kid: NO
Mum: Ill buy you candy!
Kid: *picks up needle and stabs doctor in the back*
Mum: WHAT THE F*CK TIMMY???
Later...
Kid: *gets 8 diseases*
Mum: Son, please stop picking up a knife when i ask you to go to the hospital! If you dont.. you wont see us anymore.
Kid: dies
Mum: F*ck.
Kid: Alright, so how'd i do?
God: uhhh, you were off by five miliseconds.
Kid: F*ck. Maybe i shouldnt be a anti-vaxxer and try something else
Kid: NO
Mum: Ill buy you candy!
Kid: *picks up needle and stabs doctor in the back*
Mum: WHAT THE F*CK TIMMY???
Later...
Kid: *gets 8 diseases*
Mum: Son, please stop picking up a knife when i ask you to go to the hospital! If you dont.. you wont see us anymore.
Kid: dies
Mum: F*ck.
Kid: Alright, so how'd i do?
God: uhhh, you were off by five miliseconds.
Kid: F*ck. Maybe i shouldnt be a anti-vaxxer and try something else
by ATotallyOriginalAndFunnyUserna December 17, 2020
Get the anti-vaxxermug. Word we believed existed, then we didnt think it existed, then we realized it does exist. and it gets really weird. but you know
once upon a time
twice upon a time
thrice upon a time
frice upon a time (yes frice is actually a word for four times)
twice upon a time
thrice upon a time
frice upon a time (yes frice is actually a word for four times)
by ATotallyOriginalAndFunnyUserna December 21, 2020
Get the Thricemug. Widely known as the biggest atomic bomb of the universe as we know it. Read more for a brief description
My opinion is...
The Soviet RDS-220 hydrogen bomb (code name Ivan3 or Vanya), also known as Opinion, Pronoun: /əˈpinyən/, lit. 'Opinion bomb'), was the most powerful nuclear weapon ever created and tested. Tested on 30 October 1961 as an experimental verification of calculation principles and multi-stage thermonuclear weapon designs, it also remains the most powerful human-made explosive ever detonated.
All buildings in the village of Severny (both wooden and brick), located 55 km (34 mi) from ground zero within the Sukhoy Nos test range, were destroyed. In districts hundreds of kilometres from ground zero, wooden houses were destroyed, stone ones lost their roofs, windows, and doors, and radio communications were interrupted for almost one hour. One participant in the test saw a bright flash through dark goggles and felt the effects of a thermal pulse even at a distance of 270 km (170 mi). The heat from the explosion could have caused third-degree burns 100 km (62 mi) away from ground zero. A shock wave was observed in the air at Dikson settlement 700 km (430 mi) away; windowpanes were partially broken for distances
On March 21st, 2006, Jack Dorsey, Evan Williams, Noah Glass, and Biz Stone upgraded the Opinion Bomb, this bomb was known as 06.TWOBA , Twitter Opinion Bomba 2006, Twitpinionomba, or most known as Twitter. This bomb was actually 3 TIMES the size of Opinion Bomb, with a whopping 150 megatons of TNT.
The visual representation of Twitter is seen below.
The Soviet RDS-220 hydrogen bomb (code name Ivan3 or Vanya), also known as Opinion, Pronoun: /əˈpinyən/, lit. 'Opinion bomb'), was the most powerful nuclear weapon ever created and tested. Tested on 30 October 1961 as an experimental verification of calculation principles and multi-stage thermonuclear weapon designs, it also remains the most powerful human-made explosive ever detonated.
All buildings in the village of Severny (both wooden and brick), located 55 km (34 mi) from ground zero within the Sukhoy Nos test range, were destroyed. In districts hundreds of kilometres from ground zero, wooden houses were destroyed, stone ones lost their roofs, windows, and doors, and radio communications were interrupted for almost one hour. One participant in the test saw a bright flash through dark goggles and felt the effects of a thermal pulse even at a distance of 270 km (170 mi). The heat from the explosion could have caused third-degree burns 100 km (62 mi) away from ground zero. A shock wave was observed in the air at Dikson settlement 700 km (430 mi) away; windowpanes were partially broken for distances
On March 21st, 2006, Jack Dorsey, Evan Williams, Noah Glass, and Biz Stone upgraded the Opinion Bomb, this bomb was known as 06.TWOBA , Twitter Opinion Bomba 2006, Twitpinionomba, or most known as Twitter. This bomb was actually 3 TIMES the size of Opinion Bomb, with a whopping 150 megatons of TNT.
The visual representation of Twitter is seen below.
by ATotallyOriginalAndFunnyUserna December 08, 2020
Get the My opinion is...mug. Squeaker: YOU FUCKING KILLED ME YOU FUCKING FUCKER! I WILL FUCKING FUCK YOU UP FUCK YOU AND YOUR FUCKING FAMILY THEY FUCKING STOLE MY FUCKING SHOT FUCKING GUN AND FUCKING KILLED ME AND FUCKING SHIT FUCK YOU BITCH
Chad: dude shut the fuck up calm down you're like 10
Squeaker: SHUT THE FUCK UP IM ACTUALLY 8 AND MY MOM GAVE ME 10 DOLLARS SO I BOUGHT THIS CHEAP ASS DDOSING PROGRAM I WILL TERMINATE YOUR FUCKING INTERNET AND YOU FUCKING WILL FUCKING NOT FUCKING HAVE FUCKING CONN-FUCKING-NECTION
Chad: ...
Squeaker: THE FUCK IS THAT IM TAKING AWAY YOUR INTERNET FUCKING BITCH
chad: cool
Squeaker: WHY THE FUCK DID IT NOT WORK
chad: because i have a vpn are you dumb
Squeaker: SHUT THE FUCK UP SHUT THE FUCK UP SHUT THE FUCK UP SHUT THE-
Squeaker was removed from the party
chad: Xbox Live Parties in a nutshell.
Chad: dude shut the fuck up calm down you're like 10
Squeaker: SHUT THE FUCK UP IM ACTUALLY 8 AND MY MOM GAVE ME 10 DOLLARS SO I BOUGHT THIS CHEAP ASS DDOSING PROGRAM I WILL TERMINATE YOUR FUCKING INTERNET AND YOU FUCKING WILL FUCKING NOT FUCKING HAVE FUCKING CONN-FUCKING-NECTION
Chad: ...
Squeaker: THE FUCK IS THAT IM TAKING AWAY YOUR INTERNET FUCKING BITCH
chad: cool
Squeaker: WHY THE FUCK DID IT NOT WORK
chad: because i have a vpn are you dumb
Squeaker: SHUT THE FUCK UP SHUT THE FUCK UP SHUT THE FUCK UP SHUT THE-
Squeaker was removed from the party
chad: Xbox Live Parties in a nutshell.
by ATotallyOriginalAndFunnyUserna April 19, 2021
Get the Xbox Live Partiesmug. by ATotallyOriginalAndFunnyUserna May 03, 2021
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Get the CAN WE GET 1000 DISLIKES ON THIS DEFINITIONmug. by ATotallyOriginalAndFunnyUserna June 04, 2021
Get the Dirty mindedmug.