by anon February 11, 2005

A person with severe mental retardation, several other mental disorders, little to no english skills, and obsessivly stalks those who have rejected him.
by Anon July 20, 2003

While some would call it an oxymoron, when copulation isn't as satisfying as masturbation and feels like work, that's pretty bad.
by Anon April 19, 2005

"Good from far but far from good"
a woman that is attractive from far away, but upon closer review turns out to be the total opposite.
a woman that is attractive from far away, but upon closer review turns out to be the total opposite.
This cute girl was looking at me from across the room, but when I went to go talk to her it turns out she's a mona lisa. Also, I'm a sexist dickhead.
by anon November 19, 2004

Ass to Mouth means person A is fucking the ass of person B. Person A removes cock (prior to cumming) from ass and inserts in mouth of person B.
by Anon April 06, 2004

this moron in my class calls himself a queer muffin when he is actually straight and thinks its funny; a 'homosexual wheat product'
by anon November 13, 2004
