Definitions by AKACroatalin
Descendophobia
Derived from the Latin Descendere (“go down”), it is defined as fear of walking down stairs or inclines; fear or discomfort while descending stairs or walking down a hill; fear of going down in a lift or elevator. The symptoms can include dizziness and space disorientation and in extreme cases it can reach the state of irrational fear.
Descendophobia by AKACroatalin February 1, 2017
Humpin'
Slang, possibly from the end of World War II, but it was certainly used by the US Army during the Vietnam War. It means a heavy or awkward load in adverse or difficult circumstances.
When they first heard it, the expression “humpin’ the pig” the word humpin' caused a certain amount of consternation among reporters (see humping). The pig in question was not a pink bacon producer or an officer of the law but nickname for the M60 machine gun, so the grunt they were interviewing would have been a machine gunner.
Humpin' by AKACroatalin February 1, 2017
Climacophobia
Derived from the Ancient Greek κλῖμαξ (klimaks, “ladder, staircase”) and φόβος (phobos, “fear”) it can be defined in at least two ways:
1 The morbid fears of stairs or climbing stairs;
2 The fear of staircases or falling down stairs;
Similar in some ways to Bathmophobia and Descendophobia.
1 The morbid fears of stairs or climbing stairs;
2 The fear of staircases or falling down stairs;
Similar in some ways to Bathmophobia and Descendophobia.
Malcolm doesn’t suffer from climacophobia he’s just such a hamplanet he doesn’t like the work involved.
Climacophobia by AKACroatalin January 31, 2017
Silly Lily
A name recently applied to Lily Allen due to the idiotic statements she has made on a variety of subjects. Supposedly a singer, she is in reality a female Russell Brand; a brain dead member of the chattering classes suffering from acute princess syndrome, she is so full of her own piss and wind she feels that she has the right to criticise democratic processes in other countries.
She has made a number of statements so ridiculously uninformed as to be moronic and had to withdraw them from the public domain. This does not, however, stop her constant whining about the election of Donald Trump in the USA (which incidentally in fuck all to do with her) nor her failure to say anything about the tyrannical actions of Kim Jong Un in North Korea.
A typical luvvie with a declining career, she has a lot to say (none of which is worth listening to) but does SFA to address the so-called wrongs she bleats about. In short a rather stupid creature who, because of her minor celebrity status has never had to grow up and deal with the real world.
She has made a number of statements so ridiculously uninformed as to be moronic and had to withdraw them from the public domain. This does not, however, stop her constant whining about the election of Donald Trump in the USA (which incidentally in fuck all to do with her) nor her failure to say anything about the tyrannical actions of Kim Jong Un in North Korea.
A typical luvvie with a declining career, she has a lot to say (none of which is worth listening to) but does SFA to address the so-called wrongs she bleats about. In short a rather stupid creature who, because of her minor celebrity status has never had to grow up and deal with the real world.
Silly Lily by AKACroatalin January 29, 2017
Gay-bar
A penis; specifically a penis belonging to a homosexual male. A play on the word k-bar, it refers specifically to an instrument used to stab other haemorrhoid busters in the arse.
Gay-bar by AKACroatalin January 18, 2017
Pandiculating
Although other creatures, including humans, do this, cats give the best demonstration of this phenomenon. When you see a cat stretch itself to its full length, all four limbs and tail extended, accompanied by a huge yawn, that is pandiculating.
“Susie was pandiculating in the office earlier, fell off her chair and ended up with her skirt up round her ears.”
“Interesting, sorry I missed it.”
“Interesting, sorry I missed it.”
Pandiculating by AKACroatalin January 18, 2017
Potted
1) From the South-West coast of England it means cooking fish, especially conger eel, by simmering in malt vinegar with herbs and spices. Usually eaten hot, at one time it was stored in pots for later consumption; effectively pickled fish.
2) Buried, possibly deriving from “potting”, the process of planting seeds or seedlings in earth or compost, it is the slang term for burying the victim of a hit. The use has been extended to apply to someone who has received a put down so vicious that they are figuratively dead and buried.
3) British Army slang, to shoot and kill an enemy combatant, derives from the old hunter's expression 'one for the pot', referring to a rabbit, pigeon shot and killed.
4) To be fired from your job, either because you are a total WOFS or some other reason.
5) To be really drunk, pissed or rat arsed; derives from pot, the Australian slang for a beer glass.
6) To get high smoking grass, derives from pot one of the alternative names for marijuana.
2) Buried, possibly deriving from “potting”, the process of planting seeds or seedlings in earth or compost, it is the slang term for burying the victim of a hit. The use has been extended to apply to someone who has received a put down so vicious that they are figuratively dead and buried.
3) British Army slang, to shoot and kill an enemy combatant, derives from the old hunter's expression 'one for the pot', referring to a rabbit, pigeon shot and killed.
4) To be fired from your job, either because you are a total WOFS or some other reason.
5) To be really drunk, pissed or rat arsed; derives from pot, the Australian slang for a beer glass.
6) To get high smoking grass, derives from pot one of the alternative names for marijuana.
1) What's for tea? Potted conger? Great!
2) What a silly cow! She tried to diss him, but his comeback totally potted her.
3) You know that sniper that's been giving us trouble, Jimmy's potted the bastard.
4) Jimmy got caught stealing petty cash and got potted.
5) Sheila’s just had a baby boy, so Bruce’s mates took him down the pub and got him potted.
6) I don't what that stuff was, but three tokes and I couldn't find my ass with both hands, totally potted!
2) What a silly cow! She tried to diss him, but his comeback totally potted her.
3) You know that sniper that's been giving us trouble, Jimmy's potted the bastard.
4) Jimmy got caught stealing petty cash and got potted.
5) Sheila’s just had a baby boy, so Bruce’s mates took him down the pub and got him potted.
6) I don't what that stuff was, but three tokes and I couldn't find my ass with both hands, totally potted!
Potted by AKACroatalin January 18, 2017