1069's definitions

Cinemax

Premium channel from the people who brought you HBO. Known for airing a lot of soft core porn.

Let's all go watch Cinemax.

by 1069 September 26, 2006

Avril Lavigne

Female pop/rock artist from Ontario Canada. Commonly hated by people who think she's fake or a poser. Like the way T.A.T.U. was first marketed as lesbians, she was probably marketed as a Sk8er punk girl by her management because when her second album came out she was dressed completely different. Same thing with T.A.T.U. Now they're no longer lesbians. Its all marketing.

Avril Lavigne was probably MARKETED as a sk8er punk girl.

by 1069 December 28, 2005

Evian

Brand of water that celebrities like Jennifer Lopez don't want. If someone brings it to them they'll throw it and yell "NOT EVIAN!"

Here's your water Ms Lopez
NOT EVIAN!!!!!

by 1069 May 25, 2006

Panic! At The Disco

1) The act of panicing at a disco.

2) A pop rock band that sounds a lot like Fall Out Boy Known for having long and strange song titles that have nothing to do with the lyrics.

Panic! At The Disco.
There is panicing at the disco right now.

by 1069 September 20, 2006

short film

1) A film that's short
2) An MJ video

Ok we're going to watch a short film here

by 1069 October 28, 2006

g2h

got to hope
go to hell
mistake for g2g (got to go)

******: how are you doing?
******: ok.
******: g2h

by 1069 April 4, 2006

MTV 2

Started out in 1996 as M2, later MTV-2. The original plan was to bring back music videos since MTV dropped them. MTV-2 had a pretty decent variety. On January 1st 2001 it merged with The Box Music Network (which was a pay per view music video network seen on cable and Low Power TV stations) Not all that much changed other then the fact that they cross promoted it much more with MTV. In 2002, the boneheads at Viacom decided to start adding more rap and non music programming to the schedule. Fianlly they did it again. MTV-2 is now just another MTV with nothing but rap and shit shows. Then they re imaged the network with a tacky logo with 2 dogs. Instead of the video names being on the bottom left like most music videos, they flash them in the middle of the screen. They also flash pointless messages in the middle of the screen such as "Stop thinking about your hair" MTV-2 is now officially a big waste of bandwidth. Their website is also a worthless piece of shit.

MTV 2 was good. Now its shit.

by 1069 January 6, 2006