1069's definitions

Kiss FM

Usually involves Clear Channel Communications or Entercom. An automation system. Recordings of dudes with huge egos flirting with teenage girls. Reverb. Pitched up music. And the same cRAP played over and over and over and over and over and over and over again until you want to throw your radio out the window.

Can also mean other things. Depends on the city.

102.7 KIIS FM I'm Ryan Seacrest and I love myself.
103.7 KISS FM hey here's some more rap yo girlie girl
103.5 KISS FM whats up I'm a dude hey here's a hot joint girlie girl I want yo numba!
96-1 KISS FM here's Jack Johnson with Flake!
Kiss 108 is WXKS Medford-Boston
104-7 KISS FM whazzup Phoenix yo we playin some HOT JOINTZ FO SHO!

etc

by 1069 May 23, 2006

Sour Patch Kids

Kick ass candy from Canada. Starts out sour, then turns sweet. It may or may not give you the worse smelling gas ever.

Ingredients:

Sugar, Invert Sugar, Corn Syrup, Modified Corn Starch, Tartaric Acid, Citric Acid, Natural Artificial Flavoring, Yellow 6, Red 40, Yellow 5 and Blue 1.

Sour Patch Kids are awesome man.

by 1069 May 23, 2006

spider

An insect that has a lot of legs and eyes. Sometimes fur. Can be poison. Come in all different sizes and colors but are usually brown or black. Makes females scream.

I hate spiders they just crawl all over the place they crawl down my wires, crawl down my plugs, crawel down my wall and I had to go kill it with a book.

by 1069 May 23, 2006

Garth Brooks

By far one of the best (and most known) country singers of the modern country era.

Garth Brooks is a good country artist.

by 1069 December 26, 2005

Simple Plan

1. A plan that's simple.

2. A band from Canada responsible for hits like "I'm Just A Kid", "I'd Do Anything", "Addicted", "Perfect", "Shut Up", "Welcome To My Life" and "Untitled" (Which has a drunk driving themed video) Well hated by people who think its not "real" or "quality" music

1. Hey, I got a simple plan for you.

2. Simple Plan coming up next on 103.5 KISS FM.

by 1069 August 27, 2005

Celine Dion

French Canadian female soft rock/AC singer. Responsible for such hits as My Heart Will Go On from Titanic, Where Does My Heart Beat Now, The Power Of Love, It's All Coming Back To Me Now and others.

Celine Dion sings a lot of soft rock music.

by 1069 August 19, 2006

Physical Education

Class that the government forces on everybody so you don't get fat. It is basically a legal way for the school to abuse students by forcing them to do excercises, wear really crappy clothes and play sports and get hit in the head with the balls that the sports are played with. The gym teachers are usually overhyped bullies and just plain mean.

Adaptive PE is the class that they put the disabled kids in wheelchairs (Some can't see or hear) and force them to play sports. If you are in the adaptive PE class and are not disabled in any way other then ADD or mild autism, you will get talked down on by both the teacher and the student helpers. In adapted PE, the teacher really hates you and wishes she or he could smack your face in but forces themselfs to act all nice and calm.

Someone needs to ban PE for good for the health of students. There are more injuries in PE class then any other class in a school.

"ALRIGHT LETS STRECH"

"DROP & GIVE ME 100 PUSH UPS LETS GO WOO!!!"

"QUAD STRETCH"

"OK LETS PLAY DODGE BALL WOOO HOO!!!!"

"YOU DIDN'T DRESS FOR GYM! DETENTION!"

"Take that blind kid in the wheel chair and make him shoot some hoops"

Gym sucks.

by 1069 April 1, 2005