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smoking

Smoking sucks ass. In all seriousness.
by 1069 November 27, 2005
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Smooth Jazz

And now here's your local forcast. (Smooth Jazz plays in the background)
by 1069 October 21, 2005
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DMB

Dave Matthews Band. Kings of AAA (Adult Album Alternative)
And we got DMB coming up next on 93 XRT.
by 1069 September 25, 2005
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Gurnee

Village in Northeast Illinois west of Waukegan. Home of 2 major attractions. 1. Six Flags Great America. 2. Gurnee Mills in addition to a lot of other various shopping. People there have cash, but not as much cash as the people in southern areas of Lake County like Lake Forest, Highland Park and Libertyville.
Lets drive to Gurnee so I can go to work.
by 1069 June 26, 2006
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boot camp

Alternative to jail for teenagers where you're treated like you're in the military.

Where Maury sends out of control teenagers.
Alright you're going to boot camp
by 1069 November 11, 2006
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Simple Plan

1. A plan that's simple.

2. A band from Canada responsible for hits like "I'm Just A Kid", "I'd Do Anything", "Addicted", "Perfect", "Shut Up", "Welcome To My Life" and "Untitled" (Which has a drunk driving themed video) Well hated by people who think its not "real" or "quality" music
1. Hey, I got a simple plan for you.

2. Simple Plan coming up next on 103.5 KISS FM.
by 1069 August 27, 2005
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Physical Education

Class that the government forces on everybody so you don't get fat. It is basically a legal way for the school to abuse students by forcing them to do excercises, wear really crappy clothes and play sports and get hit in the head with the balls that the sports are played with. The gym teachers are usually overhyped bullies and just plain mean.

Adaptive PE is the class that they put the disabled kids in wheelchairs (Some can't see or hear) and force them to play sports. If you are in the adaptive PE class and are not disabled in any way other then ADD or mild autism, you will get talked down on by both the teacher and the student helpers. In adapted PE, the teacher really hates you and wishes she or he could smack your face in but forces themselfs to act all nice and calm.

Someone needs to ban PE for good for the health of students. There are more injuries in PE class then any other class in a school.
"ALRIGHT LETS STRECH"

"DROP & GIVE ME 100 PUSH UPS LETS GO WOO!!!"

"QUAD STRETCH"

"OK LETS PLAY DODGE BALL WOOO HOO!!!!"

"YOU DIDN'T DRESS FOR GYM! DETENTION!"

"Take that blind kid in the wheel chair and make him shoot some hoops"

Gym sucks.
by 1069 April 1, 2005
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