1069's definitions

Roadrunner

Time Warner Cable's internet service. Beats the crap out of dial up and DSL anyday.

Roadrunner kicks lots of ass.

by 1069 November 27, 2005

The Polyphonic Spree

Large band in which every member wears sheets. Their music seems inspirational and positive.

The Polyphonic Spree is an interesting band

by 1069 October 14, 2005

Firefox

A browser from Mozilla. Its a GREAT browser. Chances are everything will run faster. Does a great job at blocking popups and keeping spyware away. The only downsides are:

1. Takes up a LOT more memory then Internet Explorer. 28MB compared to IE's 10MB.

2. Requires new plugins to view certain things.

3. Certain things won't work with it.

Mozilla Firefox is a great browser for people who hate IE.

by 1069 April 23, 2005

Kenosha

4th largest (to be the 3rd largest) city in Wisconsin. In Kenosha, you will find a bar on every corner. You will find asshole drivers (Some of them from Illinois) who WILL drive and WILL push their way through wheather you like it or not. What's there to do in Kenosha? Drink beer at one of the corner bars. Outlet Shopping (Like outlet malls and stuff, go to Kenosha) Other recreation includes shoplifting from ShopKo and other department stores, fighting, and smoking weed. Thats really about it. The downtown area as well as much of the residentual areas looks trashy and rundown. The police in Kenosha often use excessive force. Examples of this include beating people with musical instruments and pepper spray at a punk rock event and shooting an un armed man who they thought was armed. So watch what you do if you drive through this shithole. People who live in Kenosha often nickname it "Kenowhere" or "K-Town" People in Milwaukee think people from Kenosha are red necks when in reality they're just a bunch of drunks and jackasses.

Hi I'm from Kenosha!

Wow. You must be a hick!

by 1069 October 15, 2005

Garth Brooks

By far one of the best (and most known) country singers of the modern country era.

Garth Brooks is a good country artist.

by 1069 December 26, 2005

Sour Patch Kids

Kick ass candy from Canada. Starts out sour, then turns sweet. It may or may not give you the worse smelling gas ever.

Ingredients:

Sugar, Invert Sugar, Corn Syrup, Modified Corn Starch, Tartaric Acid, Citric Acid, Natural Artificial Flavoring, Yellow 6, Red 40, Yellow 5 and Blue 1.

Sour Patch Kids are awesome man.

by 1069 May 23, 2006

spider

An insect that has a lot of legs and eyes. Sometimes fur. Can be poison. Come in all different sizes and colors but are usually brown or black. Makes females scream.

I hate spiders they just crawl all over the place they crawl down my wires, crawl down my plugs, crawel down my wall and I had to go kill it with a book.

by 1069 May 23, 2006