Definitions by 1069

Bob Marley 

Talented legendary Reggae artist who is well known for his music and the fact that he smoked a lot of what he called "herb" He was also somewhat of a political activest. He had a band named "The Wailers"

Some of his songs include:
400 Years
Midnight Ravers
Kinky Reggae
Stop That Train
No More Trouble
One Love

He passed away after he got a tumor. Probably because he smoked so much herb.

Well loved among stoners.

Bob Marley is a great reggae artist.

Bob Marley by 1069 November 21, 2005

swimming 

Being one with the water. Stroking. Diving. Underwater swimming. Back floating. Water All of these are examples of things people do when they swim.

Swimming is basically a combination of floating and stroaking and movement while in the water. Knowing how to swim and doing it regularly can be fun, tirding, healthy, and can also save your live in the event of an emergency on the water. People do it in lakes, pools, oceans, etc.

Hey lets go swimming.

swimming by 1069 November 8, 2005

rootkit 

What Sony BMG uses to fuck people's computers up when they stick in one of the CDs manufactured by them.

Sony BMG is so mad about piracy that they stick viruses called rootkits onto the CDs so the people who buy their $16 pieces of plastic won't think twice about doing it ever again.

rootkit by 1069 November 7, 2005

AIM 

Instant messanger service and software.

The software sucks. Don't download it. It runs as slow as a turtle and displays all kinds of ads and contains spyware. Use Trillian instead to prevent frustration and viruses.

SHIT. AIM comes with Viewpoint Media Player. Aw crap more popups.

AIM by 1069 October 25, 2005

Wendys

Fast food place:

Service=Slow

Food=Sometimes fine, other times undercooked

Price=Jacked. You can get 2 Cheeseburgers, Fries and a medium drink at McDonalds for $3.80. At Wendys it'll cost you $4.31 for a Cheeseburger, Fries and a drink. Just ONE Cheeseburger at Wendys will cost you 3 bucks.

Let's go to Wendys!

NO WAAAAAAAAY TO EXPENSIVE!

Wendys by 1069 October 25, 2005

Smooth Jazz

The kind of music played on The Weather Channel

And now here's your local forcast. (Smooth Jazz plays in the background)

Smooth Jazz by 1069 October 21, 2005

Kenosha 

4th largest (to be the 3rd largest) city in Wisconsin. In Kenosha, you will find a bar on every corner. You will find asshole drivers (Some of them from Illinois) who WILL drive and WILL push their way through wheather you like it or not. What's there to do in Kenosha? Drink beer at one of the corner bars. Outlet Shopping (Like outlet malls and stuff, go to Kenosha) Other recreation includes shoplifting from ShopKo and other department stores, fighting, and smoking weed. Thats really about it. The downtown area as well as much of the residentual areas looks trashy and rundown. The police in Kenosha often use excessive force. Examples of this include beating people with musical instruments and pepper spray at a punk rock event and shooting an un armed man who they thought was armed. So watch what you do if you drive through this shithole. People who live in Kenosha often nickname it "Kenowhere" or "K-Town" People in Milwaukee think people from Kenosha are red necks when in reality they're just a bunch of drunks and jackasses.

Hi I'm from Kenosha!

Wow. You must be a hick!

Kenosha by 1069 October 15, 2005