1069's definitions

smoking

Nasty disgusting pathetic trash.

Smoking sucks ass. In all seriousness.

by 1069 November 27, 2005

Avril Lavigne

Female pop/rock artist from Ontario Canada. Commonly hated by people who think she's fake or a poser. Like the way T.A.T.U. was first marketed as lesbians, she was probably marketed as a Sk8er punk girl by her management because when her second album came out she was dressed completely different. Same thing with T.A.T.U. Now they're no longer lesbians. Its all marketing.

Avril Lavigne was probably MARKETED as a sk8er punk girl.

by 1069 December 28, 2005

Evian

Brand of water that celebrities like Jennifer Lopez don't want. If someone brings it to them they'll throw it and yell "NOT EVIAN!"

Here's your water Ms Lopez
NOT EVIAN!!!!!

by 1069 May 25, 2006

Panic! At The Disco

1) The act of panicing at a disco.

2) A pop rock band that sounds a lot like Fall Out Boy Known for having long and strange song titles that have nothing to do with the lyrics.

Panic! At The Disco.
There is panicing at the disco right now.

by 1069 September 20, 2006

Scientology

A load of brainwashing money grabbing crap. A religion that goes around teaching crap and harassing people who disagree with them. They are liars and cheats. You can tell these people are lying just by looking at their face while they're talking.

Scientology is bad, MMkay?

by 1069 July 7, 2005

Sirius

Satellite radio service where high profile radio personalities (Howard Stern, Cousin Brucie, etc) go when they get pissed at regular radio.

Alright that's it! I'm going to Sirius!!

by 1069 September 18, 2006

rootkit

What Sony BMG uses to fuck people's computers up when they stick in one of the CDs manufactured by them.

Sony BMG is so mad about piracy that they stick viruses called rootkits onto the CDs so the people who buy their $16 pieces of plastic won't think twice about doing it ever again.

by 1069 November 7, 2005