1069's definitions

Smooth Jazz

The kind of music played on The Weather Channel

And now here's your local forcast. (Smooth Jazz plays in the background)

by 1069 October 21, 2005

Roadrunner

Time Warner Cable's internet service. Beats the crap out of dial up and DSL anyday.

Roadrunner kicks lots of ass.

by 1069 November 27, 2005

Firefox

A browser from Mozilla. Its a GREAT browser. Chances are everything will run faster. Does a great job at blocking popups and keeping spyware away. The only downsides are:

1. Takes up a LOT more memory then Internet Explorer. 28MB compared to IE's 10MB.

2. Requires new plugins to view certain things.

3. Certain things won't work with it.

Mozilla Firefox is a great browser for people who hate IE.

by 1069 April 23, 2005

The Polyphonic Spree

Large band in which every member wears sheets. Their music seems inspirational and positive.

The Polyphonic Spree is an interesting band

by 1069 October 14, 2005

Coprophagia

The name of the condition that describes someone who loves to eat shit. As in stools or poo poo. It is occatinally seen in animals and sometimes humans. This is known as "Scat Eating"

Essen mein sheisse.

Okey Dokey.

by 1069 June 4, 2005

Jack FM

A radio station
A computer.
An automation software.
Bunch of 60s-Current Hot AC, Classic Rock, Disco, Pop loaded into the computer.
A guy named Guy Zapoleon telling the stations what to play.
Howard Cogan blabbing the station's name in between songs

104-3 Jack FM
92-5 Jack FM
101-1 Jack FM
97-9 Jack FM
93-1 Jack FM
100.3 Jack FM
We Play What We Want

by 1069 May 23, 2006

Scientology

A load of brainwashing money grabbing crap. A religion that goes around teaching crap and harassing people who disagree with them. They are liars and cheats. You can tell these people are lying just by looking at their face while they're talking.

Scientology is bad, MMkay?

by 1069 July 7, 2005