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Scientology 

A load of brainwashing money grabbing crap. A religion that goes around teaching crap and harassing people who disagree with them. They are liars and cheats. You can tell these people are lying just by looking at their face while they're talking.
Scientology is bad, MMkay?
Scientology by 1069 July 7, 2005

Coprophagia 

The name of the condition that describes someone who loves to eat shit. As in stools or poo poo. It is occatinally seen in animals and sometimes humans. This is known as "Scat Eating"
Coprophagia by 1069 June 4, 2005
Shit. Shite. Merde. The "S" word. The other word for "Crap"

scheisse is the German word for it. Also known as Shyste
scheisse! This piece of scheisse computer won't work. Oh well. I have to go and take a scheisse.
scheisse by 1069 June 4, 2005
A browser from Mozilla. Its a GREAT browser. Chances are everything will run faster. Does a great job at blocking popups and keeping spyware away. The only downsides are:

1. Takes up a LOT more memory then Internet Explorer. 28MB compared to IE's 10MB.

2. Requires new plugins to view certain things.

3. Certain things won't work with it.
Mozilla Firefox is a great browser for people who hate IE.
Firefox by 1069 April 23, 2005

Physical Education 

Class that the government forces on everybody so you don't get fat. It is basically a legal way for the school to abuse students by forcing them to do excercises, wear really crappy clothes and play sports and get hit in the head with the balls that the sports are played with. The gym teachers are usually overhyped bullies and just plain mean.

Adaptive PE is the class that they put the disabled kids in wheelchairs (Some can't see or hear) and force them to play sports. If you are in the adaptive PE class and are not disabled in any way other then ADD or mild autism, you will get talked down on by both the teacher and the student helpers. In adapted PE, the teacher really hates you and wishes she or he could smack your face in but forces themselfs to act all nice and calm.

Someone needs to ban PE for good for the health of students. There are more injuries in PE class then any other class in a school.
"ALRIGHT LETS STRECH"

"DROP & GIVE ME 100 PUSH UPS LETS GO WOO!!!"

"QUAD STRETCH"

"OK LETS PLAY DODGE BALL WOOO HOO!!!!"

"YOU DIDN'T DRESS FOR GYM! DETENTION!"

"Take that blind kid in the wheel chair and make him shoot some hoops"

Gym sucks.
Physical Education by 1069 April 1, 2005