penis waffle

An absolutely frustrating person that does not rise to the level of a beating or actual profanity. A term of annoyance or disgust.

That guy ran the light on me, what a penis waffle.

by -=[EP]=-KingArthur[HK] April 25, 2006

ard-tard

An amusing bufoon, whose foolish antics, though entertaining are tainted with personal shame.

Don was the class clown. Don stuck pencils up his nose, and made the class laugh, however, Don tripped on his loose shoe laces and impacted the pencils into his head and had to go to the nurse. What an ard-tard!

by -=[EP]=-KingArthur[HK] April 25, 2006

Reevis

A combination of a retard and Bevis from "Bevis and Butthead."

That guy is a total idiot, what a Reevis!

by -=[EP]=-KingArthur[HK] April 25, 2006

bitch witch

A woman so evil, cruel, and kniving that she is both a bitch and a witch.

Patty not only broke Jill and Ben up, she stole Ben and destroyed Jill's credit rating. What a Bitch Witch.

by -=[EP]=-KingArthur[HK] April 25, 2006

Dead Dave's Burgers

Wendy's, as Dave, the owner and founder of Wendy's is dead.

Everyplace was closed, and I was hungry, but Dead Dave's Burgers are always open late.

by -=[EP]=-KingArthur[HK] April 25, 2006

Michael Moore

A large obese liberal idiot, who looks remarkably like a frumpy middle-aged lesbian.

Wow, is that an ugly, frumpy, fat, middle-aged woman, or is that Michael Moore?

by -=[EP]=-KingArthur[HK] April 25, 2006

brasshole

Brasshole, is a hybridization of "brass", i.e. slang for management, or uppoer management, usually in a law enforcement capacity, with the term asshole. This refers to management that is in effect, acting like an asshole.

Bob was the Acting Group Supervisor and he was openly hostile toward his co-workers. Bob, is a brasshole. Did you see the ridiculous mandate Bob made? What a brasshole!

by -=[EP]=-KingArthur[HK] April 25, 2006