-=[EP]=-KingArthur[HK]'s definitions

Michael Moore

A large obese liberal idiot, who looks remarkably like a frumpy middle-aged lesbian.

Wow, is that an ugly, frumpy, fat, middle-aged woman, or is that Michael Moore?

by -=[EP]=-KingArthur[HK] April 25, 2006

bitch witch

A woman so evil, cruel, and kniving that she is both a bitch and a witch.

Patty not only broke Jill and Ben up, she stole Ben and destroyed Jill's credit rating. What a Bitch Witch.

by -=[EP]=-KingArthur[HK] April 25, 2006

Dead Dave's Burgers

Wendy's, as Dave, the owner and founder of Wendy's is dead.

Everyplace was closed, and I was hungry, but Dead Dave's Burgers are always open late.

by -=[EP]=-KingArthur[HK] April 25, 2006

penis waffle

An absolutely frustrating person that does not rise to the level of a beating or actual profanity. A term of annoyance or disgust.

That guy ran the light on me, what a penis waffle.

by -=[EP]=-KingArthur[HK] April 25, 2006

Dead guy's chicken

Slang for Kentucky Fried Chicken (KFC) the Colonel has been dead for years, thus you are eating chicken from a dead guy.

I needed something quick for lunch, so I stopped in for some dead guy's chicken.

by -=[EP]=-KingArthur[HK] April 25, 2006

rib mellons

Slang for a woman with appealing and large breasts.

Man, did you see the rib mellons on that chick?

by -=[EP]=-KingArthur[HK] April 25, 2006

fuckwell

An ignorant vacuos socialite woman who has no redeeming qualities other than possibly fading good looks, that married a wealthy husband and thinks by association with him should control everyone and everything. Her arrogance knows no bounds. Her only job in life is fucking her husband, and because she married welath and power she in essence "fucked well".

Barbara had a GED and worked at a grocery store, until one day she married Fred, an M.D. She then decided to control the school board, the church, the local PTA, and the local Rotary Club. Her arrogance and stupidity knew no bounds, because she was no more, no less than a fuckwell.

by -=[EP]=-KingArthur[HK] April 25, 2006