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Definitions by -=[EP]=-KingArthur[HK]

Michael Moore

A large obese liberal idiot, who looks remarkably like a frumpy middle-aged lesbian.
Wow, is that an ugly, frumpy, fat, middle-aged woman, or is that Michael Moore?

bitch witch 

A woman so evil, cruel, and kniving that she is both a bitch and a witch.
Patty not only broke Jill and Ben up, she stole Ben and destroyed Jill's credit rating. What a Bitch Witch.

Dead guy's chicken 

Slang for Kentucky Fried Chicken (KFC) the Colonel has been dead for years, thus you are eating chicken from a dead guy.
I needed something quick for lunch, so I stopped in for some dead guy's chicken.

Dead Dave's Burgers 

Wendy's, as Dave, the owner and founder of Wendy's is dead.
Everyplace was closed, and I was hungry, but Dead Dave's Burgers are always open late.

Buttacular 

Did you see that lame move? I can't believe we paid seven-fifty to see it, it was buttacular.

gooficus maximus 

Faux latin to describe a situation that has become goofy to the maximum extent.
Dude, when Vander wore that underwear on his head at the party, that was totaly gooficus maximus.

rib mellons 

Slang for a woman with appealing and large breasts.
Man, did you see the rib mellons on that chick?