crust punk

a punk who hates politics and the government so much, that they refuse to take a shower, due to the fact that the government provides them with the water. resulting in a shit-like smell.
Man it smells like shit in here!... there must have been a crust punk show last night.
by Tim August 22, 2004
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Yoc

What gay people wordantiochword california
you nugga i'z be from yoc
by Tim September 09, 2003
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slights

An act which ghouls find insulting. Usually performed by a sow.
That sow slights us far too much.
by Tim January 20, 2004
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frisbee golf

wanna play frisbee golf?
by tim February 14, 2005
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laying cable

A really nice long thin shit... something that will reach around the s-bend - something to be proud of.
"The phone - for you..."
"Gimme a second - I'm laying cable!"
by Tim December 24, 2003
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merkin

Geoffrey wore his merkin unashamedly
by tim May 22, 2003
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pubesplode

When your pubes spontaneously explode, triggering a chain reaction which causes your entire body to explode. After the violent explosion, your remains come back together forcefully like a black hole and contract themselves down into one single, giant pube.
In the middle of Thursday brunch, Thomas unexpectedly pubesploded. After we recovered from the blinding flash, all we found of his remains was one long, giant pube in the middle of his chair.
by Tim April 01, 2004
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