naomi's definitions

Vonnegut

Kurt Vonnegut, best-selling author of the book Slaughterhouse-Five and other memorables like Slapstick. Writes about death and war.

"I want to time travel like Billy Pilgrim in Vonnegut's novel."

"Shit man, you're a freak."

by Naomi July 4, 2006

Two Bob Cunt

Used in the Libertines song "What A Waster", this phrase means "Cheap Whore"

Mind your bleedin' own, you two bob cunt.

by Naomi September 2, 2004

Fruits Basket

A shoujo anime series starring a 16 year-old girl who finds herself in many strenuous sexual hijinks with the Sohma family (who happens to turn into the twelve animals of the Chinese Zodiac when hugged by a member of the opposite sex). So kawaii!

Fruits Basket is the best anime series ever!

by Naomi August 7, 2004

placebo

A truely spiffing band. Sadly, people only seem to take notice of the sexy lead singer, and not the other two sexy members! They are friends with David Bowie, which makes them even cooler. Look out for the bassist's dance moves, they rule.

Oh my, when I saw Placebo live I was about two feet away from Stefan's hips *drools*

by Naomi June 27, 2004

glastonbury

A long-running Bristish music festival, which happens once a year in the summer for three days. The weather is typically rainy and the ground is often muddy. Magic Mushrooms are popular there.

"Man, I got so fucked on shrooms at glasto"

by Naomi June 27, 2004

hotbox

when someone is hot with the cops

Yo, stop bein such a hotbox, put that shit away.

by naomi December 6, 2003

Back to Narnia

When a homosexual or bisexual "comes out" (of the closet) and then changes their mind and pretends to be straight again. From "The Lion, the Witch and the Wardrobe" by C.S Lewis, where you go in the wardrobe (closet) to get to Narnia.

"What happened to your ex, Naomi?"

"Oh, she went back to Narnia."

by Naomi January 23, 2005