naomi's definitions

absofuckinglutely

Comes from the first episode of sex & the city.

A combination of the expressions "absolutely" and "fuck yeah" (absofuckinglutely) that means a very firmative yes

Carrie asks Mr. Big if he's ever been in love and he says "absofuckinglutely."

Big often used this term.

by Naomi December 25, 2004

Two Bob Cunt

Used in the Libertines song "What A Waster", this phrase means "Cheap Whore"

Mind your bleedin' own, you two bob cunt.

by Naomi September 2, 2004

Back to Narnia

When a homosexual or bisexual "comes out" (of the closet) and then changes their mind and pretends to be straight again. From "The Lion, the Witch and the Wardrobe" by C.S Lewis, where you go in the wardrobe (closet) to get to Narnia.

"What happened to your ex, Naomi?"

"Oh, she went back to Narnia."

by Naomi January 23, 2005

goopy

a description of something that is gooey and drippy.

a word invented by my kids

there is wallpaper glue on the floor, you step in it, it is goopy.

by naomi January 3, 2004

miss chris

a really funky lil dude , into good bands such as linkin park , nirvana etc.. likes hugging tree's lying in the middle of roads , being made to wave at cars by sertan naomi's , buddhist with an open mind * CHAMP OF K4 AT 14 * verry clever funky dude!

bonjour , monsier christophe ;)

by naomi March 4, 2004

melted banana

n. caused by naomi costa gag; not to be confused with minted like banans

my milkshake gave him a melted banana

by naomi March 25, 2005

chestuh

john oram aka stacks supervisor

i hang out in dorms 'cuz i'm a chestuh.

i buy my clothes at the "children's place" 'cuz i'm a chestuh.

i look at girls young enough to be my grandaughter 'cuz i'm a chestuh.

by Naomi February 5, 2005