above and beyond the coated

in hebrew slang - means a great success, far more than what you imagined

my grade is above and beyond the coated

by Naomi March 14, 2005

Well Goff

A phrase used to describe people who try all too hard to be different and alternative. They ususally have websites full of their angst filled poetry, and love to tell others of their "pain".

Goff: "I cry tears of blood, my heart is in the mud."

Naomi: "Jesus christ, you're well goff"

by Naomi September 02, 2004

ass-a-hoy

Giant, rotund gluteus maximus. Generally so enormous that to cross it's path could mean being squashed to the point of death. Warning: Keep a safe distance of 10 feet minimum between you and the unruly beast!

Family Guy: Brian encounters Peter in the kitchen doorway barely squeezes by stating "Wow, ASS-A-HOY!"

by Naomi February 04, 2005

goopy

a description of something that is gooey and drippy.

a word invented by my kids

there is wallpaper glue on the floor, you step in it, it is goopy.

by naomi January 03, 2004

Back to Narnia

When a homosexual or bisexual "comes out" (of the closet) and then changes their mind and pretends to be straight again. From "The Lion, the Witch and the Wardrobe" by C.S Lewis, where you go in the wardrobe (closet) to get to Narnia.

"What happened to your ex, Naomi?"

"Oh, she went back to Narnia."

by Naomi January 23, 2005

Two Bob Cunt

Used in the Libertines song "What A Waster", this phrase means "Cheap Whore"

Mind your bleedin' own, you two bob cunt.

by Naomi September 02, 2004

Fruits Basket

A shoujo anime series starring a 16 year-old girl who finds herself in many strenuous sexual hijinks with the Sohma family (who happens to turn into the twelve animals of the Chinese Zodiac when hugged by a member of the opposite sex). So kawaii!

Fruits Basket is the best anime series ever!

by Naomi August 07, 2004