michael's definitions

poo face

a face which has been excreeted upon, mainly because girls have really fucked up tendancies when it comes to erotics...

' I fucked that one, hes a right poo face now'

by michael May 13, 2005

clown faced

When a male jizzes around ur lips then punches you in the nose to make u look like a clown

Randy got clowned faced by tony.
Frank clown faced his little sister when she caught him jacking off in his moms bed.

by michael October 27, 2003

wiloch

tall, sexy, and beautiful

Wow...that woman is extremely wiloch!

by Michael September 8, 2003

Tits

The reason men talk to women.

The only reason I even talk to that bitch is because her tits are hugs.

by Michael October 18, 2004

Christophobe

n. One with an irrational fear or hatred of Christians. Sometimes practised by people who think they know everything.

We fear what we do not agree with or understand.

Society says it's wrong to be a homophobe but it's okay to be a Christophobe.

by Michael January 5, 2004

'av it

The term used to describe engaging in extreem or exciting activity, with no doubt or fear of failure. Often used shortly before a wicked night out on the town!

Heading into the club, expecting to have a wicked night... "Let's 'av it!"

Driving on the motorway in the rain at 90mph, hitting a large puddle causing the car to coast towards the central reservation and back again, recovering and keeping going... "That's 'aving it!"

by Michael May 13, 2005

Kinto

the ass whole, and thats means you michael

yo mama, yo mama, yo mama, yo mama, yo mama,

BURNED, I'M THE INSULT MASTER

by Michael April 1, 2005