michael's definitions
So it all started with Janet Jackson's "costume reveal," then Extreme Makeover on ABC started calling the final part of their show the reveal, and finally FOX cememted it my using the "reveal" as the climax of thier everpopular show The Swan.
A reveal is the part of a reality makeover show where you see how not- beat-up the person is.
A reveal is the part of a reality makeover show where you see how not- beat-up the person is.
Susan: Paula looked really beat up before her reveal on The Swan.
Thomas: Not nearly as beat as you.
Thomas: Not nearly as beat as you.
by Michael May 3, 2004

by MICHAEL February 25, 2005

Toast is an acronym. It is meant to be applied to a morbidly obese woman. It stands for Tits On or Above STomach. Referring directly to woman who's breasts reach extends to their FUPA.
by Michael December 31, 2003

by Michael October 20, 2004

A Pennsylvania tractor pull is when a dude is on his knees doggy style and is balls deep inside the woman of his choice, and she decides to flip the “in control role” and clinches her ass cheeks together and with his dick stuck deep in her ass, she starts pulling him around like a pet owner being dragged by his dog.
-Boz
-Boz
Michael was on his knees balls deep doggystyle inside the woman he loved , Desiree, and was dominating her! Desiree finally had enough and wanted to switch up the roles, and with a quick clench of the buttox, Desiree had Michael on his knees following her around like an owner being dragged by its dog! THAT is a Pennsylvania Tractor Pull
by Michael June 15, 2018

a person who sees the synchronicity in coincidence, usually through the repeated observance of the time and number, 11:11 (1111), though other numbers can be substituted for fixation.
a member of a growing phenomenon of people who fixate on the number 11:11, while believing it fixates on them. usually starts as a personal obsession, before finding out they are not alone in their number preference, or its preference for them.
a member of a growing phenomenon of people who fixate on the number 11:11, while believing it fixates on them. usually starts as a personal obsession, before finding out they are not alone in their number preference, or its preference for them.
by michael December 15, 2004

by michael January 24, 2004
