cornholio's definitions

limousine liberal

Wealthy person, who adopts the cause of the downtrodden and then goes back to real estate; carries a connotation of hypocrisy; see bobo, bicoastal, parlor pink.

The limousine liberals oppose vouchers but send their kids to private school.

by Cornholio October 30, 2003

cut the mustard

"Get it up." By extension, perform any challenging act.

Those evangelists would be more convincing if they could cut the mustard.

by cornholio October 6, 2003

Venus butterfly

A sex toy that stimulates the vulva externally.

There she was in the teachers' lounge, smiling; all you could hear was the buzzing of the Venus butterfly

by cornholio October 4, 2003

Aztec two-step

The runs, diarrhea

Twelve hours after I arrived in Tijuana, I had the Aztec two-step real bad.

by Cornholio September 29, 2003

upper

Stimulating pill or drug, e.g. speed or meth; see whites

We kept popping uppers as we drove across Texas that night

by cornholio October 16, 2003

gurnisht

Nothing; buggerall; nada. From the Yiddish.

I went on six interviews, and got gurnisht.

by cornholio October 9, 2003

chopcock

A Jew (pejorative), by reference to the custom of circumcision.

He was just another chopcock on his way to Harvard.

by cornholio October 11, 2003