Yo mamma's definitions

welfare queen

A woman, regardless of race who is living off the welfare system purely because of laziness and not due to any real need.

She could have a job but she is a welfare queen.

by yo mamma September 10, 2003

dildo

Fake penis

when my girlfirend put the 10 inch dildo up her hairy vagina, i wacthed her vagina get wetter and more pleasurable as i got ready to shove my 13 inch erected, cumming cock up there.

by yo mamma June 25, 2004

chucky stick

the stick that killed chucky

Greg the Giraffe used the chucky stick to eat his Chinese food. It was kind of gross.

by Yo Mamma June 11, 2006

race queen

any person who knows how to pull the race card in any situation to get out of a mess. in other words: to pull the discrimination act.

"you can't do that to me. i am the only puerto rican in this fuckin' place"! said frank.

by yo mamma August 20, 2003

indie goth

a kid stuck between the world of INDIE and GOTH , not a poser child like you all will assume, but someone who loves the deepest darkest most "hardcore" music of both worlds.

for those who can't grasp the point: you dress like you're indie, but you dress it all up with a hella lotta black. (And don't forget the music....)

you firgure it out, i'm sure you can, i mean it's not like my emaple wasn't good enough IF YOU DIDNT LIKE IT MAKE A BETTER ONE JEEZ!!!!

teenage angst might help describe this all

by yo mamma April 18, 2005

mostest

more than moster
also more than most

I smoked the mostest weed of all the brothers at the par-tay

by yo mamma May 11, 2003

mushroom tatoo

when i smacked gina in the face with my dick and left a imprint of my bell end on her face

look in the mirror at yourself!

by yo mamma June 11, 2006