Icer

When a man takes a bag of ice and drops it on his scrotum just at the point of climax while masturbating. The idead is that the cold ice shocks the testicles and thus produces an exciting feeling.

Jon couldn't believe the orgasm he experiences when he gave himself an icer.

by stinky July 22, 2004

itchy eye

shays eye

ouch

by stinky April 29, 2003

Douche Helmet

An oversized fitted baseball hat with no bend in the brim worn to the side by African-American males or white buffoons.

Tarik wore his best douche helmet last Friday night to compliment his XXXL white t-shirt.

by Stinky July 21, 2004

Douche Wagon

A small four-cylinder vehicle (i.e. Honda Civic) usually painted yellow, pink, or purple and driven by a 5'5" jackass. The wagon usually has a large wing on the back, white rims, and an annoying loud muffler.

Chuck felt like he was like Fast and The Furious as he rolled through Philly in his douche wagon.

by stinky July 26, 2004

Turd Burgular

When you're forced to take a dump in a public restroom and you're just about to drop the bomb, when someone comes into the bathroom and tries to open the stall you're in! This cases the shit coming out your ass to suck back in and your meaty dump to be interrupted.

Man, I was taking a dump when this Turd Burgular came in and messed it up.

by stinky April 08, 2004

ass tea

during anal sex the lube and the shit mix together to form ass tea

this one time i was fucking a girl in the ass from behind and noticed that the ky and her bung juices formed a fucked up brown liquid

by stinky July 07, 2003

Beach Turkey

Slang for a seagull. First used on The Simpsons when Bart was attacked by a seagull and Nelson used the term. Can also be used when you want someone on the beach to hurry up- "hey beach turkey, let's get going".

That beach turkey looks like he wants your bag of chips.

by Stinky August 29, 2017