Matt's definitions

smenis

A below average penis, or small penis

When he pulled down his boxers it was obvious he had a smenis.

by Matt March 9, 2004

Coldicutt

where 30+ men shave their heads bald, lube them with ky jelly, form a circle and insert each others heads into the ass of the guy in front, whilst getting sucked off by vacum cleaners, at the end the person with the least stretched anal has to drink the semen sucked up by the vacum cleaners

"man all i can taste is salt after taht coldicutt last night"

or

"shit was pissing out my ass after playin coldicutt last night"

by matt July 26, 2003

sum 41

A good band but wrongly labelled as punk

by matt September 4, 2003

Nut Funk

The term used to describe the unpleasant odor of sweaty, unwashed testicles after a few days.

"Man I got to take a shower, I don't want Krissy smelling the nut funk"

by Matt December 5, 2003

boo chop

cute little girl usually aged 22, whom goes out with tough handsome man whom drives Mercedes Benz

Boo Chop is having fun with me.

by Matt June 8, 2004

monkey butt

a clapping of the hands together to resemble a monkeys butt

the monkeys with no hair on there asses

by matt January 20, 2005

XeoMage

Refers to both the website www.xeomage.com, as well as the person that authors it.

I read a movie review on XeoMage. XeoMage hates Eyes Wide Shut and Battlefield Earth.

by Matt August 18, 2003