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toolish

Crazy, trippy images or people or creatures. Usually dark and bizarre, like a Tool video.
"I must be tripping! Everything looks all... Toolish!"
by matt October 23, 2003
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Sicca Sicca 2 deep

Rolling out with one homey to go smut some bitties.
Jaryd and I are going to sicca sicca two deep and fuck them bitches.
by Matt November 21, 2003
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intarweb

Literal: Internet
Usually used in a sarcastic method, it is also used to tease internet-illiterate people and other people who cannot speak simple english. I've usually thought of this as a combination of intranet and world wide web, an intranet being similar to the internet, but it is shared on a LAN rather than the WAN.
omg u b0rk t3h intarw3b!!1!!11!shift+one!1!!
by Matt September 16, 2004
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head whore

A female who sucks too much dick and is know for it and nothing else.
Jackie is a head whore, she sucks dick like its her damn job!
by Matt January 20, 2004
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green day fan

There are three types of Green Day fans out there.
1) Older fan: Someone who has been listening to Green Day since the early 90s. GD may not be their favourite band, but it certainly is one of their favourites. Usually doesn't care too much about what you think about them. However, they laugh at the New/American Idiot Fans.
2) Quazi-New fans: These individuals have been listening to Green Day since about when Warning was released. They tend to do a great deal of research on the band to communicate with the Older Fans. Tend to hate the New/American Idiot Fans.
3) New/American Idiot Fans: As the name implies, these are the "fans" who started liking Green Day once American Idiot was released. Their age usually ranges from 11-14, they're most likely mall punk, and they research Green Day to the point of insanity because "OMG Billy Joe iz so HOT!!!11! OMG OMG OMG I WOULD SO FUCK HIM!!" They usually make "sex/story" quizes about the band, claim they know everything about the band based on what they read on Amazon.com, and are insanely obnoxious. See poseur.
I need to use Green Day Fan in the example, so...
1) Yeah, I saw Green Day about 9 years ago and it was intense.
2) I liked Green Day to begin with, but after listening to Kerplunk I love them!
3) OMG GREEN DAY IS SOOOOOOOOO COOL AND IF YOU DON'T LIKE THEM YOU MUST BE GAY LOL I LUV BILLY JOE!
by Matt September 10, 2005
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Suicide Box

1) In the TV show Futurama, a box similar to a telephone booth where you would enter and decide how you want your suicide to be: Quick and Painless or Slow and Painful. Bender made Suicide boxes before meeting Fry.

2) Nickname for the vehicles used during World War II that would transport soldiers onto beaches for raids. They were given the nickname based on the fact that when the doors opened, the soldiers inside were wide open and exposed to enemy gunfire.
1) Watch the first episode of Futurama
2) Watch the first 15 minutes of Saving Private Ryan
by Matt May 15, 2004
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crystal palace

A poorly performing London based team. The agitation that is felt for them, but yet not for teams such as Fulham, comes from Palace fans belief that they are actually good. In the rare event of them winning, the score is recorded and then brandished at every available point. Additionally their manager, Ian Dowie feels it his place (from the relegation zone) to advise Tottenham and other higher ranked teams on how they should play. The majority of their fans are incredibly smug individuals.
Even though Palace have been relegated, their smug fans will find a silver lining to it.
by Matt May 17, 2005
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