MATT's definitions

105312

Loser writen in l337

0/|/|6 y0u 105312!!

by Matt March 25, 2005

Paul Haggis

A hack that writes sentimental, derivative tripe. He is also a scientologist, giving him credibility on the order of that given to Tom Cruise, Katie Holmes, and John Travolta.

The Black Donnellys, a new television drama on NBC, is crap, and by association, so is Paul Haggis.

by Matt December 14, 2008

covered wagon

When you wake up next to a girl you don't want to be next to anymore, straddle her face with your bare ass. Then take two pillows and put one on each side of your legs. The last step is to fart on her face to wake her up and the pillows lock in the smell. The act looks like one of those wagons people would ride out west back in the old days.

I woke up to this nasty bitch, so I gave her a covered wagon to get her skank ass out of my bed

by Matt July 18, 2003

bifkin

the place between ur balls and your asshole see grundel or gooch

my bifkin is sweaty

by matt May 14, 2003

banner ads

Normally small, long animated pictures used on websites by advertisers to catch the attention of surfers to bring in traffic(hits, visits) to their website.

That banner ad was about gay male porn.

by matt July 9, 2003

full sick

pleasing to the eye, ear or penis. Generally suffixed with maate

My CRX is full sick maate.

Abeed has two 15 inch subwoofas in his CRX mate, they are full sick.

I had sex with Fatima last night, she was full sick

by Matt December 18, 2003

nipple-bitch

A girl who has huge boobs and a damn nice ass!

Hannah is a nipple-bitch

by Matt April 9, 2005