fuktucker

Some one who would or u pressume would rather eat then have sex, often associated wit fat people

look at that rite fuktucker, lets smash his face in.
hey wallzo, fuktucker

by matt September 15, 2004

presidential debate

When two people who are essentially the same talk out of their asses for a few hours, in order to create the illusion of democracy. Always the two people the media want you to vote for, not neccesarily the best candidates. All third-party candidates are physically locked out of the debates. Because of this, American politics has degenerated into a puppet show.

There's one guy holding up both puppets. ;)

by matt November 20, 2004

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sprocket

anus; butt-hole

He tried to put his dick in my sprocket.

by Matt December 03, 2003

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political party

A group of individuals who share a similar political philosophy. The two major parties in the United States are the Republican and Democratic parties. According to UrbanDictionary, both parties are failures and a waste of power, time, and money. In reality, neither party likes each other, especially in policy making. Political party preference is the main reason this country is "divided," since each party takes a particular stance on certain issues such as abortion and gay rights.

Person A: Fuck you! You're a Republican!
Person B: Fuck you! You're a Democrat!

by Matt August 27, 2005

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wanger schlanger

a wanger schalnger is a type of german sausage, but since it will be said very seldom in this sense, if you hear it anywhere outside germany, the likelihood is that the person saying it is referring to a penis.

"oh man, my wanger schlanger got covered in shit last nite after i bum fucked your dad"

by matt December 02, 2003

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