MATT's definitions

Thielism

1. An attained perception or state of mind by an individual where resulting activities would normally be construed as criminal or morally repugnant in the eyes of the opposite sex but instead is dismissed as acceptable or quasi normal behavior.
2. A writing process which employs no planning or thinking before typing that results in the reader’s confusion and leaves them unsure of the authors intended meaning. Tacit understanding of the rules of grammar are not required to spot this nefarious writing style as the presence of mixed metaphors, unsettled diction, and the use of adjectives as adverbs will easily alert the reader.

Dan offered a thielism to the world when he asked on his blog; "How does the taste of defeat taste?"

Derek after conversing with Dan realized a Thielism was afoot when Dan stated that he had gotten a little bit "rough" with a woman.

by Matt October 27, 2010

no say

A slang term originating in the suburbs of New Jersey. Used at the end of a sentence, usually, to intensify a point.

Takes the place of phrases such as na mean and/or "y'know"?

Can also be used in the place of "fo real".

1. Ay, Im'a go cop myself a gram no say?

2. Yo bring the pipe and we can light up that lye I just copped.
--Yea yea no say

by Matt January 10, 2006

jabba the slut

a very skanky fat gross ho who usually has herpes, and once someone fucks said slut, they immediately feel ashamed, and get made fun of

adele is such a slut, she sucks off every guy she sees, and shes gross too, shs auch a jabba the slut

by matt September 11, 2008

Chauncey

Not to be confused with the term "Chauncy", which is without the E.

A Chauncey is a person who tends to be more talented, smarter, and better over-all in numeruos ways than the average person. They tend to be deserving of reverence and are thought of highly, but sometimes due to this are envied.

Alexander the Great, Julius Caesar, Charlemagne, and George Washington were all true Chauncey's.

by Matt September 1, 2008

mad scratch

A term that defines "drawings" or "sketches."

"Check out this blood's mad scratch, you know he gots to be trippin' with some strait up mad skillz."

by Matt May 24, 2006

Crayon

A joint or blunt which you smoke marajuana out of. Often usend when the joint looks like a crayon. IE: Crutch ( The little peice of cardboard rolled in one end to keep it open) and pointed at the other end to keep the weed from falling out.

"Hey wana go get a crayon?" "Mom were going to go color over at Stevies house"

by Matt August 31, 2008

pudding hammock

What your underwear becomes after a severe case of mud butt.

While rushing to find a toilet Jami suddenly became the proud owner of a pudding hammock.

by Matt July 28, 2008