MATT's definitions

shmacky

A general gumby, a real doofus, one who has just displayed extremely limited talent at a task. Generally only used directed at the gumby/doofus immediately after such display. Origins from Australia.

'Oh dear, it appears I have poured piping hot gravy all over myself.'
'Way to go, you shmacky.'

'Oh man, I just found out my girlfriend was a man.'
'Nice one, shmacky.'

by Matt August 25, 2004

alopafiah

A Lot Of People Are F***ing Idiots And AssHoles

Used in connection to lamers and posters and others who try to post hateful or stupid things on the incorrect forum or the incorrect time or in the wrong context.

P1:*Posts name as a stupid/hateful defintion*
P2:*Posts hateful slur a stupid/hateful definition*
P3:*Posts gibberish as gibberish or stupid/hateful definition*
Reader: ALOPAFIAH!

by Matt December 30, 2004

do-me spikes

(n.) Tall spikes on a pair of women's shoes which may be gripped durring the act of sex

COMPARE: Fuck me boots

While I was fucking her I grabbed onto her do-me spikes.

by Matt May 13, 2005

wiffleberry

a piece of shit the size of a wiffle ball hanging out of someones ass

wiffleberries are not a fruit!!!

by Matt April 11, 2003

Whiz'm

Word that makes people forget what you were saying.

Ron: Last night I wanked it so hard!
Matt: What?!
Ron: Whiz'm!
Matt: I can't remember what you just said...

by Matt December 12, 2003

Simsbury

One of the best towns in Connecticut, known for the academic excellence of their school system, and beautiful homes. Based on Mastery Test, and SAT scores, has the "smartest" school system in the state of Connecticut, and are ranked number 6 in the country, for the same statistic.

I live in Simsbury, possibly the best town in Connecticut, and it doesn't matter that my family pays so much in taxes because I have one of the best education systems in the country.

by Matt April 25, 2005

chin2.mpeg

A MUST download. A classic

by Matt August 7, 2003