Matt's definitions

Lacquer Head

one who sniffs paint and other harmful substances for that crazy 5 second high

That friggin lacquer head passed out again on carbeurator cleaner.

by matt May 13, 2005

LAX

The firey gates to hell

"welcome to los angeles"

by Matt September 7, 2003

DF2

Delta Force 2, an online 1st player shooting game created and produced by NovaLogic, playable with single player and NovaWorld.

Lets go play some DF2~~!

by Matt May 22, 2004

stitch licker

a person who gets their rocks off by bj-ing a man after his circumcision (sp?)

OUCH, my girlfriend a a stitch licker

by Matt January 9, 2004

Fegger

a fegger is a dick it is a dangly piece af male tissue which if rubbed goes erect :-)

ah yes a fegger

by matt December 9, 2003

Mope

1 Being sad, Pouting, Feeling Sorry For Yourself

2 What i do when the sluts raise their prices :(

3 A song by the Bloodhound gang that is retarded in a good way kuz its random and sings about the weirdest things and features Pac Man on Crack

1 Pussy: Waaa she dumped me :(
Me: Thats what you get for
asking her if she has AIDS

2 SHIT 5 BUCKS HIGHER? AGAIN?

3 Tried to O.D. On the COLD-EEZE
Golden Girls Got Me Sweatin To
The Oldies

by Matt September 27, 2004

runescape

MMORPG in which the user must make his avatar perform difficult and/or borring tasks. eg. dragonslaying, mining 10,000 coal, fishing trout, ect. again and again and again. often captures the user soul with its mind captivating powers. almost as addicting as crack, heroine and acid....... put together. CBC has started running adds to warn children of the dangers of playing runescape. The surgeon general is currently formulating a warning that will be desplayed on all runescape site and parafanalia.

Scene- mother and son in car driving down the road.....
30 secounds pass.
"another missed oppurtunity to talk to your kids about runescape."

by matt May 5, 2005