Definitions by Matt

The Matrix 

A really cool move that involves alot of back bending ans side twisting in order to dodge objects.

he did a matrix and dogded that football

The Matrix by matt November 14, 2003

shitcock 

1. Literally a cock covered in shit, after anal penetration.

2. Derogatory term for a homosexual person.

Get away from me shitcock!

shitcock by matt November 13, 2003

shaking your lettuce 

when a girl has a piss in public

look at that sick bitch shaking her lettuce in the middle of the road.

shaking your lettuce by matt November 13, 2003

shcockass 

see cockass - colloquial version

you're a shcockass!

shcockass by matt November 13, 2003

your dad

More insulting version of your mumespecially effective if said in a stupid low and husky voice.

yer dad's dead!
i shagged yer dad!

your dad by matt November 13, 2003

GAF 

where i come from, gaf means fart

who's just gaffed?

GAF by matt November 13, 2003

omlette 

to bust a load in a girls ear and then to fold the ear over in an omlette like fashion!!

After we were done humping, she said she was hungry so i mabe that bitch an omlette

omlette by Matt November 12, 2003