Josh's definitions

monkit

A spear wielding monkey type thing from the game Savage.

You stupid Monkit!!!

by Josh January 7, 2004

shit hammered

Extremely hammered. One who is shit hammered cannot function in any capacity and will usually be found on the floor next to a bottle and a pool of vomit.

Be cautious around someone who has been hit with the shit hammer, as their behavior is wildly unpredictable.

After fifteen car bombs, Bob was shit hammered.

by josh January 21, 2004

piggy wiggy

cild language for pig or pork

"this little piggy wiggy"

by Josh May 13, 2005

Lumpy

A term for a rich bitch that thinks hes a gangster, often dresses like hes black and has the lingo of a black person.

Chad is such a lumpy,he dresses in g-unit and hes white!

by Josh May 7, 2005

LPB

Louisiana Public Broadcasting (PBS)

KLTM 13 (19) Monroe
KLTL 18 (20) Lake Charles
KLPB 24 (23) Lafayette
KLTS 24 (25) Shreveport
KLPA 25 (26) Alexandria
WLPB 27 (25) Baton Rouge
WLAE 32 (31) Metairie (New Orleans)

I watch Super WHY! on LPB.

by Josh March 22, 2008

LED

Liquid, explosive, diarrhea

"Dude i gotta run i got major LED"

by Josh October 12, 2004

Obliquity

The meaning of 'stud'.

<etch> hay secksie, sup?
<Obliquity> Not much, just sipping my kool-aid.
<etch> leet, take some nakies for me, k?
<Obliquity> Surely !!

by Josh March 15, 2004