John's definitions

crotch plug

A That-Time-Of-The-Month Hygiene Product

OMG Why the hell is there a crotch plug on the toilet

by John September 28, 2006

re

Common word used amongst trashy, uneducated classless wogs at the end of each sentence.

LiKe OmIgOd mArIa U C dAt BuRnOuT rE

by John August 20, 2003

gonzo

A girl getting stuff from behind.

Tammy recieved gonzo from John last weekend!

by John April 24, 2003

chodesiccle

Playing with chodes in the Winter time, outside. Used as an insult.

"Man that Chesky kid is such a chodesiccle, he likes it up the ying-yang.

by John March 13, 2004

comparo

A direct comparison or review by a knoledgeable person between two or more similar objects

Car & Driver just did a comparo between The Accord, Camry and the Mazda6.

by John October 25, 2004

boobmongering

Staring at a woman's breasts.

Franklin got caught boobmongering Teresa at Hooters the other night.

by John April 19, 2004

wellis

A silly noob who has no life and plays warcraft 3 all day. works out and is trying to get strong so he can get his dream girl. masturbates a lot.

wellis sucks at warcraft 3, he lost to a total lvl2 noob.

by john August 4, 2004