Jefferson's definitions

928

The best Porsche of all time

I bought a 1995 Porsche 928 GTS, and driving it is better than sex

by Jefferson January 2, 2004

SEPTA

The Southeastern Pennsylvania Transportation Authority. They control the buses and trains in SE PA. Typically, ghetto and poor people use these means of transportation.

Jamal got capped on the SEPTA bus.

by Jefferson January 3, 2004

bajanga

A word used to describe a myriad of objects and concepts but often mistaken for a sex organ.

Hey Abbey did your mom take a picture of your bajanga? WHAT?!

by Jefferson October 5, 2002

creamed

Used to describe an unexpected orgasm.

"Jenny thought you were really hot. I think she creamed her pants."

by Jefferson October 5, 2002

butt-load

Generally referred to as a large amount of something, especialy money.

"A butt-load chad? How much is a butt-load? Da Doug! 1000 Dollars. Based on the fact this one time I shoved 5 dollars up my butt and I know I could fit way more up there. Way more! Easy!

by Jefferson October 5, 2002

sexually frustrated

horny

Abbey is sexually frustrated constantly. She needs to be relieved.

by Jefferson October 5, 2002

www.fluffycow.com

quite literally the most incredible human on the face of the planet. She is hot af and has the coolest hair ever. They should never underestimate themself EVER because she is swag and epec

hey! did you see www.fluffycow.com ‘s lastest tiktok? Their makeup was awesome!!!

by Jefferson June 25, 2021