Jay 's definitions

Boggletities

wet and spongy breasts

I had to use Old Lady Jenson's boggletities to clean her floor.

by Jay October 31, 2003

teh

Originally just a misspelling from people typing too fast, "teh" has become a word used by net.writers to exemplify people who are ignorant or simply not thinking clearly (perhaps because they're typing too fast).

I was reading a fundamentalist site the other day, and the writer was all upset about kids listening to rock'n'roll. He believes it's TEH DEVIL MUSIC FROM HELL.

by Jay August 9, 2003

Speeling

An action word used to describe the time late at night when your mind fails to function properly, and various stupid and inane things become hilarious.

After staying up for 36 straight hours playing ping pong, Larry and I were definately speeling.

by Jay November 23, 2003

joe-motion

A natural phenomenon that takes place within certain individuals that acheives superior results.

I think it's time, use that joe-motion and conquer the world.

by Jay July 4, 2004

grote

something nasty, dirty

that shit is grote!

by jay April 25, 2003

philled

The act of killing a conversation when your name is Phil

Phil, you just philled it!

by Jay June 2, 2004

neon lights

if sumfink was reali gd

dat was neon lights

by jay June 25, 2003