Jack's definitions

ball slapper

when your balls slapp against your girls theighs when your have sex

i hope i don't have a ball slapper with you

by jack March 8, 2003

SLIIIIIIICE!!!!!

Adj.
1. used to define a moment of intensity.
2. said in times of great luck or happiness.

1. Yo that car just clipped us, SLIIIIIICE!!!!!
2. Your passing that this way, slice!
3. Is that my beer you're drinking Jack, that's a slice!!!!

by Jack April 4, 2005

CD

Short for Clearly Diluted.

Man, that's he's so CD.

by Jack April 10, 2003

stafu

a way to say stfu while talking with people

HEY STAFU YOU STUPID BiTCH

by Jack February 17, 2005

Sloppy Joe

Taking a crap on a flat-chested woman's breasts and then titty fucking her.

I'd like to give Paris Hilton a sloppy joe.

by Jack January 17, 2005

onice

Strange slang meaning too good to be eaten.

RTFM, its not an acronym, its the LAW! says:
noes, you're too onice to eat baby

by Jack August 14, 2004

lesbian seagull

A female seagull that is sexually attracted to other female seagulls.

Come fly with me, lesbian seagull

by Jack August 3, 2004