Europe

Old Europe, Bold Europe: home of progressive libralism, who brought such concepts as 'fairness', 'socialism', 'left wing', and 'nice' to the world.

Economically weak because the people tend to prefer to enjoy themselves rather than work 65 hours a week just to feed themselves when they cud b doing fun stuff. And because they dont employ kids on slave-labour wage rates.

Strongest peoples of the world - what other continent could be completly destroyed by 1918, be the most powerful in the world again by 1939, and turn a backwards peasant autocracy in2 1 of the world superpowers over 20 years?

Unfortunate fathers of fascism. Also its destroyers.

Give every1 a chance through redistributive effects, causing some neofascist CEOs to move to the US and some others to take their factories to india.

Eastern European birds ARE the best in the world... especially solvakians =)

have high fuel, cigarette, and alcohol prices because the government tries to limit the usage of these BAD substances through high taxes.


oh btw. Budweiser did actually come from Europe origionally... 'Bud Veiser'!! Czech fgs! not that they're proud of it. Kozel is like 10x betta.

South America has evolved upon similar lines, although the social development is at the stage that Europe was reaching in the early 1900s, characterised by class stuggle and rapid shifts to the far left. Hopefully they will succeed where we failed and lead to a democratic worker's republic, kickstarting the global prolatarian revolution.

"I think there's a better way to solve problems than fighting"

"Oh, you're European right?"
by jack June 19, 2003
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Shabutie

A band consisting of future members of Coheed and Cambria(Mic Todd and Claudio Sanchez).
"Hey, I'm an idiot I think it's spelled Shabootie!"
"Nah man.. it's S-H-A-B-U-T-I-E.."

or

"Isn't Shabutie that old Coheed band?!"
"No, it is not."
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Circle Jerk

Invented by Australians. A group of individuals (usually male) stand in a cricle and masturbate. Sometimes, the first to ejaculate is declared "the winner."
"Jeff won the circle jerk competition, with Fred in close second"
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northeaster

a word to characterize New England's spontaneous and harsh weather; a fierce snowfall that hits hard and doesn't last a particularly long amount of time
Six inches of snow in 10 minutes... that was quite a northeaster!
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suck the white fox

Spoonerism for "Fuck the White Sox." Used mostly by the Sox's cross-town rivals, the Chicago Cubs.
Man, Cubs games are the best. Suck the White Fox.
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eek

Used when scared, introuble,impatient, angry or ust generally distressed
('eek' Is suposed to sound like a mouses cry)
1. EEEK!!! that guy has a gun!!

2. 'Are you gunna dump her?'
- 'eek, i realy dunno yet'

3. 'YOUR GROUNDED!!!'
Ect.
'eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeek'
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prat

Meaning ass or buttocks (as in "pratfall"), but used pejoratively as an insult.
"The man is a real prat!"

"Don't be such a prat, Charlie."
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