JAy's definitions

Nickelodeon

A television network station that once had spark and fun. Used to be made up of shows such as Rocko, Hey Arnold, Legends of the Hidden Temple, Are You Afraid of the Dark, and Clarissa Explains It All, just to name a few. This network has downgraded itself with "new and improved" clean innuendo shows such as Spongebob Squarepants and Fairly Oddparents. Tries to redeem itself with "TeeNick" network, but has not been successful. On the brink of being off the expanded cable network.

Nickelodeon is on the brink of extinction.

by Jay March 2, 2005

Basic Seminar

Short for Basic Life Principles Seminar, it's the first installment in a long line of Bill Gothard's teachings. Often accompanied by a Children's Institute.

"Hmm, I'm not so sure about everything that's taught in the Basic Seminar."

by jay February 21, 2005

schneck

Yorkshire slang for cocaine.

F*** me, I hammered the schneck hard last night, mush.

by Jay June 18, 2005

S.A.R.S.

1. a sentence or action that is stupid or nonsenseical (see also cool points)
2. Nemesis fouling up his lines

1. Oh man, he gets S.A.R.S. for picking out that wedgie in public...minus 10
2. S.A.R.S... i mean...S.T.A.R.S.

by jay August 18, 2003

ass monster

one who gives rough buttsex. an insult.

u assmonster!

by jay May 17, 2003

Medford,NJ

A great town i dont care what you say . All those people who live here and say "OMFG MEDFORD IS SOOOOOOO BORING" need take a look around them. The black to white ratio is 99 to 1 , less then that even. There is no crime . The is a gay ass highschool that we all take as a complet joke. It was nick named "shawnee prison" Dew to the ban on drinking water and the loss of ketchup cup. Cause they didnt fit into the budget which is like 4000000 dollars . There are mostly big homes over 5000 sq feet. Your 30 mins from philly 10 mins from the mall 10 mins from a movie theater 2 hours from NYC and 30 mins from the shore. Also there is no more building there due to the pinebarrens what eles can you ask for??? Oh and i cant forget the massive drugs that go threw this town , its kinda funny cause you wouldnt think it until you walked into shawnee for about 10 mins.

White , nice clothes , nice shoes , and drinking on the bored walk at 14 years old . He must be from medford.

by Jay March 17, 2005

face sitting

When a Woman lowers herself over a man's face and makes him give her cunnilingus. The Woman faces the man's feet while he lies face-up. Leaning forward a bit usually helps. Yum!

Laura made me really wet this morning when she sat on my face; i love eating her!

by Jay April 23, 2005