J's definitions

Quagmireshire

An area in Cornwall that is inhabitted by small Hobbit like creatrures.

When I went to Quagmireshire i saw a Hobbit.

by J April 3, 2003

jail

a place where you shouldn't drop the soap and give the bully your fruit cocktail.

Let me have your fruit cocktail.

Don't drop the soap!!!

by J April 21, 2004

Artur

The Head guy!

Yo Bruce, ask the head guy to eat that cheeseburger

by J November 18, 2003

rapper

1. Someone with no talent who goes to jail a lot and shoots people.

2. Someone who only talks about anal sex, shooting people, and how much money they have.

That fucking rapper got arrested again!

Every time I turn on the radio, this annoying rapper comes on!

Some stupid rapper got arrested.

by J November 4, 2004

Mistress

1. noun; In B/D and S/M, the woman who is dominant.
2. noun; Proper title of dominant woman in B/D and S/M relationship.

1. I am a dominant Mistress who is looking for a submissive slave to play with.
2. My name is Mistress Tiffany.

by J June 4, 2003

Russian candycane

Like a pearl necklace but just before the man ejaculates, he punches her in the face making her nose bleed. The blood mixing with the semen resembles a festive candycane swirl.

Vlad finished off the holidays by giving Nadia a messy Russian candycane.

by J November 12, 2003

CollectaCheck

A member of law enforcement who does the absolute bare minimum to maintain his employment. usu. a sign of cowardice, apathy and lethargy, rarely a sign of intelligence.

going into 7-11 highasamotherfucker, I wasn't stressin 5-0, they was CollectaChecks.

by J January 21, 2004