sphincter sprinkler

The process by which ejaculate is sprayed/ sprinkled by a penis onto an asshole.
That homo is a prime example of a sphincter sprinkler.
by J April 28, 2003
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fukwit

an easy way of calling someone a fuck, and a complete and utter twit...

hence the great fukwit was come to be, comletely unoffensive and usable in most public places :)
judge' and you, what do you have to say
j' c'mon judge, that guys a fukwit
judge' very true, fukwit, ur fuked
fukwit' chyeah he.. heheh.. mmm
by J April 01, 2005
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Mo'house Peeps

General term for anyone attending the Morehouse School of Medicine. Synonym for buds or peeps.
Yo! Where are my Mo'house Peeps? From yo house to Mo'house!
by J November 30, 2004
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Spry

Over sized person who has no understanding of the term "intelligence" and also enjoys the company of farm animals.
Spry went to the farm
by J April 03, 2003
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Life

The most unfair thing about life is the way it ends. I mean, life is tough. It takes up a lot of your time. What do you get at the end of it? A death! What's that... a bonus?!? I think the life cycle is all backwards. You should die first, get it out of the way. Then you go live in an old age home. You get kicked out for being too healthy, go collect your pension, then, when you start work, you get a gold watch on your first day. You work forty years until you're young enough to enjoy your retirement. You drink alcohol, you party, and you get ready for High School. You go to primary school, you become a kid, you play, you have no responsibilities, you become a little boy(girl), you go back, you spend your last 9 months floating with luxuries like central heating, spa, room service on tap, then you finish off as an orgasm!!Uff...
by j August 29, 2005
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dwi

"I'm not the type to get knocked wit DWI" -50 Cent
by J August 18, 2003
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brain-cramp

A stupid, pehaps embarrassing, mistake; commonly confused with brain-fart (which is an idea).
I had a brain-cramp and for a moment couldn't remember which hand was my right.
by J January 28, 2005
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