spin doctor

A person who works in public relations, usually for a political party who spins news stories round for the benefit of that party.

The pound may have lost %20 of its value against the $ but lets report this as a great help in making our exports cheaper.

by David June 06, 2005

beretta

An italian gun company who are famous for making probably the best semi-automatic 9mm pistol ever, the 92FS.

I shot that cunt in the head with my beretta and painted the walls with his brains.

by David March 26, 2003

GT

Girl Talk aka keeping it real.

GT is more fun when my breasts are tender!

by David October 20, 2007

septic gene pool

Festering pool of water from which morons spring.

by David November 08, 2003

Vaginal Crouton

A small brownish green growth that lies on the outer lips of a cheesy and yeast infected vaginal canal. Upon sitting for months, the growth hardens into a delicious and crunchy crouton. Often, when ripe, the crouton can be plucked for the beginnings of a prized collection. (Often dipped in MUNG for flavor).

Hey Enrique, look at the diameter of her vaginal crouton. Let's get a bib!

by David November 15, 2003

butt relish

highly insulting reference to a variety of types of leavings from inefficient post-defecatory rectal clean-up

derivatives include:
butt salsa
butt ketchup
butt dip
butt buffet

you get the picture....

"You kiss my boyfriend again, beyotch, and I'll slap you down and make you eat my butt relish!"

by David July 11, 2003

Cocknee

Derived from the English words cock and knee.
1.) Used as an exclamatory when feeling afraid. Mostly from UFO's and termites.

2.) Can be used to name a pet, such as a toy poodle.

1.A) Oh cocknee its a gosh durn UFO!!!

1.B) Holy cocknee termites are everywhere! Get the fuck out bitch!

2.) Haha Cocknee is such a weird looking animal.

by David February 28, 2005