shit in the bidet

Verb phrase. To commit a serious faux pas when mingling with people completely outside your normal circle, especially when they're higher on the social ladder than you. From the caricature of a working class person getting confused by the extra piece of furniture in a better-off person's bathroom.
"Only demanded they heat up my gazpacho, didn't I?"

"God, you shat in the bidet there, mate."
by Dave June 19, 2004
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Bill Clinton

42nd US president. Said to have done great things for our shores, but overseas he did crappy. He was also immoral and lied under oath, actually making him the first president to do so.
"Some say that Bill Clinton is to blame for Nine-Eleven. Who knows who to blame..."
-me
by Dave March 31, 2004
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tig ol' bitties

"Big ol' titties", rearranged to not sound so offensive, although everyone most likely knows what this means. -_-
"Man girl I love your tig ol' bitties!"
"Aw!? Fuck you you fucking pervert!"
"What?"
by Dave December 31, 2004
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Ultra 64

The original name for what is now known as the Nintendo 64.
"Maybe the name is better off being 'Nintendo 64', but I miss the swank details on the system when it was called 'Ultra 64'."
-me
by Dave January 08, 2005
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giggle pin

comes from caravan background ie the tow bar upon which your girlfriend would slip herself onto and give herself a good rogering/any cylindrical object inserted into a pussy for sexual stimulation of the female species
look at the giggle pin on that car,my girlfriend would kill for 30mins on that
by dave November 25, 2004
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Cornell University

Where Harvard goes to lose at hockey. Also see: Lynah Rink.
i.e., Cornell University beats Harvard 2-0 at home. i.e., Harvard's inability to score on a friday night.
by Dave February 01, 2005
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rud

by dave October 17, 2003
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