Dave's definitions

wingrove

A family sur-name, whos male trait is large penises.

"there goes Mr. Wingrove, folks say he has a large penis"

by Dave October 13, 2004

Nerdo

Noun: Name given to a person who is on a level above the common Nerd.

"You are such a Nerdo"

by dave January 10, 2005

blondie

A term used to refer to a person with long blonde hair, male or female.

"I like blondies. ^-^ I'm blonde too, but it's not long. Still, I guess if someone wants to call me a blondie they can."
-me

by Dave March 28, 2004

Project Babylon

A secret Iraqi project that had the capability of lobbing heavy weapons upon Israel. This Project never saw the light of day because Israeli assassins put an end to it for the sake of their hard-earned homeland.

"Project Babylon isn't anything too fancy. Just another piece of artillery with long-range."
-me

by Dave September 10, 2004

swag

Promotional gift, tzatchke or leave-behind. The calendar your insurance agent sends. The t-shirt you get at a 5k race. The Gucci purse a member of the academy gets before the Oscars. S.W.A.G. from "sent with a gift."

This year, SWAG from the conference included a gym bag with the sponsor's logo, some coffee mugs with the co-sponsor's logo and some chocolates in the shape of a stethiscope.

by Dave January 10, 2005

dogtag

A thin, metallic, oval-like-shaped plate used as a form of identification on various aspects (like name, DOB, blood type, etc), worn with a chain (like a necklace), usually by infantry.
The true purpose of the dogtag is to be able to easily identify the corpse of a soldier. The dogtags are usually rested into the mouth of a soldier, sometimes even shoved up their teeth.

"Up their teeth? Ouch....I know they're dead, but still."
-me

PS : my dogtag reads:

GROSS
DAVID
AN ARMY OF ONE
JUNE 14, 1775
U.S. ARMY

Cool huh? I got it for free by sending something into the army. ^_^

by Dave February 22, 2004

Hairy Palms

People who are half monkey

Jeesus - that geezers got hairy palms, he must be half monkey

by Dave July 8, 2003