Dave's definitions

explosive diarrhea

A condition when you shit so hard that your ass is litteraly ripping. Usually followed by loud gasping sounds and/or foul language. May be caused by too much tequilla, hot peppers, and cottage cheese in combination.

Man Brian Murphy had explosive diarrhea in my bathroom last week and I still can't go in there even to shower.

by Dave May 1, 2003

south park

The coolest, most funny, sick, perverted, and disgusting show ever made.

The only people who do not think South park is funny are gay.

by Dave April 24, 2003

Lizzie McGuire

Some clueless, bubbleheaded dike.

"She's cute though. ^-^ "
-me

by Dave March 21, 2004

Grunking

To dress up in Medieval-type armor and throw heads of cabbage at bears.

We brought a surplus of cabbage and cuirasses to the zoo to grunk the local bears.

by Dave March 11, 2004

closet queen

Gay male who does not admit that he's gay and pretends that he is straight all the time to his friends/family.

George Bush will not admit that he's a closet queen

by Dave May 22, 2004

lamb hangings

See beef curtains.

by Dave October 11, 2003

blasphemer

a regular of urbandictionary.com

just look up Jesus..

by Dave June 10, 2003