violin

The most difficult instrument to master (not play, but master), with challenging left-right hand coordination. It has a pleasent sound with four strings tuned in fifths. Violinists are generally smart people or slackers like Charlie.

Charlie is the assistant concertmaster for his school orchestra and has only being playing for five years.
Charlie is so fucking good at the violin. Did you hear him play Symphonie Espagnole flawlessly?
Lumi is a better violinist than Charlie will ever be.

by Charlie May 13, 2005

Hephaestus

greek god who was so ugly he was thrown out of olympus and into the ocean, where he was crippled.
all he did there was make weapons for the better gods.

his roman name was vulcan,
lucky for him, he was also god of fire

you"i gotta do a report on hephaestus"
me"cool" you"i think his other name was vulcan..." me"the kawasaki?"
you"no the cripple"

by charlie December 1, 2004

cooter saluter

when you salute a female whos cooter you want to corkskrew.

-do you see that fox
-yeah, giver the cooter saluter

by charlie December 25, 2004

flogging the dolphin

Beating the meat. exorcising the bishop. giving a handshake to russel the love mussel. pleasuring one's self.

after i had dinner with my "you're just a friend" Cindy, i went straight home to flog the dolphin.

by charlie July 16, 2003

livewire

not as good as slice.

dude... this livewire is whack... i just wasted my dough.

by charlie July 16, 2003

dak

Australian; to "dak" someone is to pull down there pants, usually in a crowded place to cause embarrassment. Daks being an Aussie term for trousers.

I'm going to dak Dave as pay back!!!

by Charlie October 19, 2004

nodeal

When someone does something that completely shuts down another

Man, that guy said NoDeal when he hit him in the face

by charlie December 2, 2003