Charlie's definitions

bj

Something that happens on the back of the bus when A guy and a girl sit next to each other. The bus driver rarely sees the chickenhead's face.

Also called Third Base

Alison gave me my first BJ after I told her she had huge tits.

by Charlie March 24, 2005

hj

A handjob. It feels good, almost as good as a stranger. It happens when your gf is not ready to give you a bj.

She gives the best free hj's.
She went from giving me an hj to a bj and it felt really good.
I wanted to fuck her boobs really hard, but then she said no, only hj's tonight.

by Charlie March 24, 2005

john williams

The most popular contemporary composer of the current times. You wrote the Theme for Jaws, which is a rip off of Dvorak's Symphony No. 9 in E minor. He wrote many other works for movies that are quite good, but nothing that stands out by itself, except Fiddler on the Roof and Schindler's List, which are known primarily by violinists.

John Williams are cool.

by Charlie March 24, 2005

Fab Five

The five members of Duran Duran.

When the Fab Five came on stage, the crowd went wild.

by Charlie March 23, 2005

full count

the full count is a variation on the shocker. the pinky and ring finger are inserted into a woman's ass while the middle finger, index finger, and thumb of the same hand are inserted into her vagina. this is called a full count because of the distribution of the fingers, three in one hole, two in the other. it is a reference to a three ball, two strike count in baseball, called a full count. the term is also appropriate because the woman, upon the execution of the full count, is full of fingers. you must be especially dexterous to perform the full count. it requires an awkward and difficult positioning of the fingers.

the expression is used in such a context as: "liam gave katie a full count last night, she was pleasantly surprised at his use of such an expert maneuver".

by charlie March 22, 2005

Ewan McGregor

A AMAZING ACTOR!! super hot especially in the movie moulin rouge..

omg i fell in love with ewan mcgregor! he has an amazing voice

by Charlie March 21, 2005

hamster feltching

Placing a hollow tube up your backside, then making the hamster crawl up the tube and to hibernate in one's asshole until you shit it out dead.

you raving hamster feltcher!

by charlie March 18, 2005