Ben's definitions

yo mama

1. A phrase used as a formal declaration of defeat. For example: "Kenneth replied 'yo mama' when he realized he could not counter his opponent's point."

2. The principle part of a "Yo Mama" joke, usually entailing a description of your mother being so "something" that "something" occurred as a result.

1. Amy: You're so ugly!
Gwen: Yeah, well so's YO MAMA!

2. "Yo mama so fat, the last time she saw 90210 was on a scale!"
"Yo mama so dumb, she thought a quarterback was a refund."

by Ben September 10, 2003

throwin D's

pack a lip equivalent.

Wanna throw a D?
Na man, I'm throwin D's with Jim later

by Ben October 17, 2006

peel

To leave or exit or evacuate the scene/premises

yo im bout to peel, this party is wack

by ben May 15, 2003

Paranoia Beast

The paranoia beast is a many-headed, many-horned, invisible beast that descends upon a group of stoners as they slide into mashedness and causes them all to suspect each other of pretty much anything. Repeated exposure to the paranoia beast causes long-term psychosis, and can lead to complete insanity, during which the victim is unable to trust anyone or anything, and is permanently haunted by the beast night and day, when every creak, every knock, every minute sound is the beast's footsteps.

Stoner 1: Is Kenny okay? He's got that strange look in his eyes....
Stoner 2: Looks like he's being visited by the Paranoia Beast. Give him a bit, he'll come round.
Kenny: (Growls)

by Ben November 29, 2005

Eep

1: Creator of the '1337' Language. Also, the most fluent speaker of '1337'. (See 'leet' more information)

2: Nightelf rogue on the Stormreaver WoW server.

3: A sound often made by those who are surprised, excited, or scared.

'Eep sure is good at speaking leet!'

'I just got ganked by some rogue named Eep...'

'*monster ravages little town*'
-Little girl- 'Eep!'

by Ben May 13, 2005

gaynormous

So unbelievebly gay

See also fagtastic

Wessley is gaynormous and looks like a blue whale

by Ben February 11, 2005

Dwyane Wade

The amazing "Flash", an extremely talented offensive player, and an underrated defensive player (averages 1.2 blocks a game). D-Wade is underrated. He gets to the hoop and always finishes. He gets to the free throw line. He puts up huge numbers every night.

"Oh man, that Heat-Lakers game was sick"

"Yeah, man, especially the part when Dwyane Wade swatted the ball out of Kobe's hands, and knocked Kobe to the ground."

"HAHAHAH, yeah, that was freakin' awesome"

by Ben March 18, 2005