Ben's definitions

funk button

noun-the personification of euphoria realeased when engaged in a pleasrable activity.

I can't take anymore i've bust my funk button.

by ben November 16, 2003

assaad

Totally awesome french person who loves to ride ponies on a warm summer day (may or may not have flowers in his hair).

That Assaad sure does love to ride ponies.

by Ben April 8, 2003

heff

a complete loser who acts like a woman

nicholas cage in matchstick men

by ben March 13, 2004

Sex Out

To kick out your roomate at college for the night so you and your girlfriend can fuck on his bed.

David: DAMNIT Michael Smith the pimp brought another girl in this week and had to Sex Out my awesome self! This guy has had sex every week, so I am forced to go out and be humiliated for not being in my room.

Thanks Michael!

by Ben May 21, 2006

London

In the words of Alan Partridge
"Home of Ungrateful Bastards"
Annoying Cockney Breeding Ground
Everyone outside of London hates the place

"Hub of cosmopolitan fun...balls...breeding ground for people nearly as annoying as the French"

by Ben December 4, 2003

lacfy

This brilliant acronym made by Ben C. stands for:
Let's all Clap for You

This has become so popular that all across Georgia, urban, rural, inner, suburban, people are chanting this acronym.

Anyways, Adam has proceeded (yet again... This guy is on a fucking rampage) to utterly KILL, DEVASTATE, MOLEST, MURDER, STAB, AND MASSACRE this acronym.

Example:

Ben: Is the exam hard?
Adam: lacfy
Ben: Dude, seriously!
Adam: No I'm not a dude. Dudes are stoners, preps, or surfers
Ben: WHAT?!?!?!!?
Adam: WHAT?!?!?!?
Ben: IS IT HARD OR NOT?
Adam: Sir?
Ben: DAMNIT ADAM
Adam: STFU I'm PMSING
Ben: I can help you!
Adam: STFU I'm PMSING
Ben: I KNOW THAT. IS THE EXAM HARD? IF I FAIL IT I WILL HAVE TO REDO THIS YEAR NEXT YEAR
Adam: Cya

by Ben May 13, 2005

Derwood

a handicap person's erection

The man on the short bus saw a beautiful young lady and got a derwood

by Ben February 3, 2005