Adam's definitions

titwit

The inability of a heterosexual man or lesbian to think clearly since his/her cognitive faculties are being hindered by noticeable breasts.
May be either used as a noun for the person or an adjective for the condition.

Look how Steve's mind is mush while the Girls Gone Wild commercial is on--he is a huge titwit.

by Adam August 29, 2005

tap that

Referring to having sex with a female.

Comes from the party term, 'to tap a keg'.. where one inserts a tap into a keg and drinks what comes out. But the user is instead tapping an ass.

"Shitttt, I'd tap that ass any day of the week."

by Adam September 22, 2004

Natural Mascara

bruising a females lower ocular socket.(see also BLACK EYE)

She wouldn't let me put it in her butt, so I gave her natural mascera.

by Adam November 5, 2004

grilled cheese

weed, marijuanna, pot

were gonna go do grilled cheese in the woods.
don't forget your plate.

by adam March 27, 2005

sandbox

when you fuck some girl than throw sand in her cunt

i gave that girl a sandbox and she was very angry

by Adam October 13, 2004

ills

Comes from the word Pills. Pills refering to ecstasy pills. Shortened to ills.

Hey what kind of ills you got.

by Adam December 29, 2004

Google scale

See also, google or elgoog

The scale of google.. i guess

by Adam November 5, 2004